wenchzest

Zesty sauces that trailer trash wives use to flavor their wife beating husbands food.

"Hurry up girl make me a hamburger and put some wenchzest on it."

by Super and Batman July 1, 2006

Weiner Wench

A man or woman who frequently has promiscuous sex with many male partners.

She's such a weiner wench. She slept with 5 guys this week

Tom, the weiner wench, slept with 2 guys last night.

by Irishfather May 12, 2010

Bear wench

A sticky fingered hoe and it ain't from a mans love. Check ur six because ur hard earned money just might stick to those man hands.

Bear wench: "I lost my ATM card again"

by Donkz June 30, 2011

English Wench

A saucy hussy from England or thereabouts who is rather sassy and voluptuous. Excellent individuals to hang out with.

An example of an English Wench would be Emily Painter of England, Scotland, and most notably Albuquerque.

by thirdoffive March 10, 2012

Adjustable Wrench

An adjustable wrench or crescent wrench is a type of wrench that is made to be adjustable to several different sizes, allowing the user to carry one wrench rather than several. Under certain circumstances, an adjustable wrench may be considered a suitable replacement for a hammer, at which point it is then known as an adjustable hammer.

Bobby, hand me that adjustable wrench. I need to loosen this drain plug.

by CDRTickledick February 24, 2021

Monkey Wrench

Sniffing one's behind. While receiving a Handjob.

Oh baby, how about a monkey wrench?

by Dangerlightinmango June 23, 2021

The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived through all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!

Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013