the cold blanket treatment

a technique used when a tard tries to make a break for it involving a wet, weighted blanket which has been put in the freezer. the wrangler throws the blanket on to the tard throwing him to the ground and stopping him in his tracks.

“did you hear that earlier today chen got the cold blanket treatment? he didn’t even stand a chance!”

by lord geebz February 28, 2020

tourist treatment

When you are out town and fuck someone in the ass without any lube and then bust in their hair, you are said to be giving them the tourist treatment. The reason for this is you will be in your home town soon and you won't have to deal with any of their shit.

"So I heard your son gave some girl the tourist treatment while he was in San Diego last week."
"That boy makes me prouder and prouder by the day."

by buks August 30, 2008

TP Treatment

Means "Tight Pussy"

Like the Too Short lyric- Boy you never had that tp treatment.

Man, last night I finally got some tp treatment.

by Loves tp treatment September 25, 2018

Johnson Treatment

Named after the pursuassive technique used by Lyndon B. Johnson. A Johnson Treatment is a handjob provided by a person or the opposite or same sex. Generally used while texting.

Yea i gave him the Johnson Treatment, but he didnt seem to enjoy it.

by Sir Walter Prescott January 11, 2010

shock and awe treatment

Pointer finger and middle finger up. Pointer and middle connected at sides. Ring finger down. Pinky up.

-One in the pink, Two in the stink-

I gave my girlfriend the shock and awe treatment and she just absolutely loved it.

by SuperJeremy November 28, 2004

special treatment

Going out of one's way to humiliate and punish internet site users who cannot control themselves or their behavior.

Since you are not able to follow the simple rules, respect and common sense that most 5-year-olds can handle, we are going to give you "the special treatment".

by Ima Professor September 26, 2020

Tom Treatment

A commen medical method used by Me to treat patiants that have any illness. It is done by punching someone in the chest, stomach or face. If the patiant doesnt feel better, then the Tom Treatment continues untill patiant says he feels all better, or he/she dies and could not be saved.

"I admire the grace and elegance of the Tom Treatment on my elderly grandmother, but she died. She must have had a bad illness and could not be saved."
"Shut up"

by Tripple T April 22, 2007