Mystery Water

Mystery water is water that has an unknown origin.

I walked out the store and mystery water dropped my face

by anonymous May 4, 2025

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Mystery moment

A moment where Mystery kicks children for pleasure and out of sheer boredom.

Did you just see that? That's a Mystery moment
Mys is kicking children again? Mystery moment

by anotlostman April 19, 2021

The Mystery Pond

Any depth of undentifable liquid

Ahhhhh the mystery pond

by Hedonia January 22, 2024

mystery pouch

the area above the genitals and below the stomach of very over weight person. Its not your gentials its not the stomach. What is it...a mystery pouch.

Mary has a mystery pouch so large a kangaroo could be in there.

by rosie red dress August 21, 2011

Mystery Mudding

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.

Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.

by JBCB March 9, 2024

Mysterious dragon

When you catch an STD without having engaged in any sexual activity.

Incel: How did I get this rash? This is f**ked.
Dude: Beware the mysterious dragon.

by CocoPapa November 11, 2025