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super mysterious rape machine

the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides
i hate it when i get super mysterious rape machined
by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025
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mystery trend

We don't know what it is. What is it? I don't know. Do you? What a mystery! Why a mystery? Why a trend? What a trend? How is a mystery a trend? Is the trend a mystery? Is it actually a mystery trend? Is it playing with us? Are they playing with us? Are we playing ourselves? Are we creating the mystery? I don't know. Do you?
Q: Why is the "mystery trend" never mentioned in Julian Cope's song "The Mystery Trend"?

A: The mystery train is on its way.
by Binggan March 31, 2024
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Mysterious

Is it though? Is it “mysterious?” It is it just fat cock? My money is on fat cock.
Hym “I wouldn’t call it it ‘mysterious.’ I would call it ‘Goliath.’ Or ‘Fuckasaurus’ I you know? Like ‘Truckasaurus’ except... you know, a penis...”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
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Mystery taco

This is the female version of the glory hole. The hidden woman makes her taco mysterious.
I found this truck that serves the best mystery tacos. I go there every lunch break.
by JustyWayne September 29, 2015
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Mystery meat

When a lesbian is chatting to a cute girl who drops the bombshell that she has a boyfriend and are you interested.

No detail of who he is, what he's like.

He is mystery meat
You know I said I matched with a cute girl on tinder? She only went and tried to sell me her mystery meat
by SavvyOne November 9, 2018
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mystery mutt

a mixed breed dog of unknown breed origin.

a dog that resembles many different breeds.
my dog looks like she could be a shepard/jack russell/sheltie or a whippet/collie/border collie or a corgi/shepard/whippet or a smooth collie/jack russell....she's a mystery mutt.
by Lisavi April 6, 2008
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Mystery liquid

something you should never. EVER. drink. If you drink it, you will probably die.
guy 1: don't drink that mystery liquid!
guy 2: I wasn't gonna, retard.
by SailorJazzy<3 September 20, 2023
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