Lap Cleavage

The verticle seam of flesh visible on a vagina that is shaved bald

Check out the lap cleavage on that stripper

by Scott367 May 25, 2007

take a lap

when your high school coach tells you to jerk off later

coach- "Practice is over" ,"Everbody take a lap"
Player- "So we jerk off?"
Coach- " bingo!!!!!"

by your mother is at my house July 25, 2011

victory lap

A victory lap involves driving around in order to waste work time while operating a company vehicle. The word has also become associated with wasting time in general, "doing victory laps."Victory laps can be measured in different lengths depending on the amount of time that needs to be wasted.

Driver: Man Nick, we have no work to do and cant clock out for another 45 minutes.

Nick: I suppose we could do a big victory lap around campus.

by John D. Townsend November 18, 2007

running laps

A euphomism for drinking alcoholic beverages.

We went out running laps last night and I woke up with a headache.

by SportsZone John April 10, 2005

Lap Dog

A sexual position in which a female(or male) lay across two males, who are in the front seats of a vehicle. The female (or male) performs oral sex on one male and the other male has vaginal or anal sex with him or her.

I almost wrecked my car, when we turned Ted's wife into a lap dog. It was the best Roader I've ever had.

by Peesalot July 18, 2017

lap sausage

That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.

Jenny enjoyed putting that mexican lap sausage in her mouth.

by slithy January 14, 2009

lap the nap

In a word, it's eating pussy, by a male or female partner. Seeing as how most chicks these days trim the hedge, it's much more likely to be nappy than bushy downtown. Hence, you lap (lick) the nap.

Guy #1: She give it up to the brothas?

Guy #2: Nah, she only lap the nap.

by mistahtwist March 26, 2011