clam card

Similar to the race card, but used by women when claiming sexual inequality

"Ellen didn't move up with her company so she played the Clam Card, taking them to court for sexual discrimination."

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Clam stew

Same thing as a creampie... only with a fat chick. With or without corn.

by Tater stew January 31, 2019

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An inconspicuous way to say "goodbye, cocksuckers." From the Martin Scorsese classic "The Departed"

Marcy: Man I love sucking cock.
Priest: I hear that - I suck cock daily
Ted: (as he is leaving the cocksuckers) Enjoy the clams

by FrankCostello July 01, 2011

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When you cum in a girls vagina then spit a lugee on her vagina then eat her out.

"damn, my girl bought me a xbox one so I fried clamed her pussy."

by catcher33jtb May 15, 2017

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Jack never goes anywhere without a travel clam in his carry-on.

by walterc February 09, 2015

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n. formerly well-shaven female anatomy, now rendered dangerous due to stubble.

That girl last night had a toothed clam -it will take me a week to recover.

by superbubba October 20, 2009

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Girl: Let’s have Clam Scram Tonight

Guy: WTF is that
Girl: Look it up on Urban Dictionary

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