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Teese

Small blackened ball of marijuana that isn't quite ash.
It doesn't smoke, but still provides a toke.
Smokin' the Teese
Hey guys, Wanna smoke the Teese?
Teese, T-E-E-S-E. The ONLY way to spell Teese.
by SputnikV3 October 15, 2007
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Tejesh

The name used to represent: the dismay of those around the character. Others usually experience a sense of anger and hate, this is due to the annoying and irritating nature of this infamous myth.

A series of other emphatic reactions usually occur near those cursed witht the name of Tejesh, it has been known to be used as an insult in extreme cases.
"Dude you are so annoying, you are almost pulling a Tejesh!"
by Oracle638 June 18, 2013
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dita von teese

Burlesque dancer who is still famous for some reason that nobody really understands. Dresses like my grandma.

Described by Manson in an interview for mansonusa as: ''...some worthless piece of shit who thinks that they are the center of the universe.''
Dita von Teese might not be so happy that her ex-husband is the antichrist. Fun for all of us tho.
by Emilyfox February 4, 2008
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Telesynergenic

When two people, at a distance, and parted can be put together to gcreate a whole of epic proportions.
Though they were thousands of miles apart, they remained telesynergenic, and when together again, people were awed at their unchanging affections.
by e-krugz May 15, 2007
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Teeshwah

A white girl with a black girl's name and booty.
by TieshaAnn February 4, 2010
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People watching with telescopes

To take a dump so large and stinky that only 'People watching with telescopes' would survive.

To be of so little worth to society that only 'People watching with telescopes' might be fooled into thinking you have any value.
Warn the people watching with telescopes to back up, it's on it's way, and it's worst than we thought.

If it wasn't for the people watching with telescopes no one would know how we all died today.

The chair you built was so useless even people watching with telescopes could tell.
by Ir4piDcR4ckp07 December 13, 2012
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Teresa Heinz Kerry

A disaster, the Kerry campaign's cause of death. A Democrat myself, the only word that came to my mind when she spoke at the convention was "Ugh".
by TriBeCaDuDe January 22, 2005
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