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guaranteed swallow

When you decapitate your partner and then have sex with the hole where their head was supposed to be while the head is watching during the 7 minutes of consciousness and finishing inside their esophagus... to make it kinkier have the head eat the asshole out involuntarily...
Liz and Ben found themselves in her room and she offered a guaranteed swallow... Ben unfortunately took it in the wrong direction.
by franksforthememories May 10, 2016
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rowan swallow

normally a rowan doesnt like women but he sometimes does like two year talking stages
by bootyfart46 February 6, 2024
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swallow my cum

is a misheard phrase non-Arabs hear whenever an Arab say their greetings "salam alaykum" pretty fast.
Arabic man: "Salam alaykum." American woman: "Did he just said to 'swallow my cum'?"
by Zdybs December 2, 2023
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Swallow

Cause/allow something to pass down the throat.
by the random. October 31, 2021
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mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Your Unisex Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Unisex Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

moneyshot swallower

A person who swallows large quantities of cum
I love to give blow jobs and swallow huge loads, therefore I’m a moneyshot swallower
by MissDiva December 26, 2024
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samurai sword swallower

A person who sucks on Asian penis due to their gag reflex being unable to handle any other race.
:Jeez Sandy has sucked off like 3 Asian guys this month!
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.
by NutBuster97 January 18, 2018
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