surprised moose

While doing a woman in the doggystyle position you must position her so she is facing the closet. Upon a predefined signal your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture as you put your hands up to the sides of her head with your fingers splayed. your friend then runs off and posts the photo in as many places as possible.

I have a pic of stephanie as the surprised moose when she whored out to me last night!!!

by Spazzington Ruttingham Esquire the Third December 7, 2006

Sunday Morning Surprise

when a girl has fallen asleep after a night of vigorous sex, the man pulls back the covers, takes a hot steamy dump at the end of the bed, puts on his clothes, and leaves. She wakes up in the morning, sniffs around, pulls off the covers and: SURPRISE!!!

Friend A: You think that ugly girl you slept with last night is going to call you?

Friend B: Nah, I gave her a Sunday Morning Surprise, she'll never want to see me again.

by The Real Mr. Burns March 6, 2009

dissapointed but not surprised

when a person does something stupid and you could see it coming, but you are still upset about it because you thought maybe they had changed.

yesterday my ex said he didnt have a sex drive for anyone but me, and today he told me he fucked another girl. dissapointed but not surprised.

by IAmSquidward October 8, 2018

surprise sex

Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.

Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!

"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"

My girlfriend made the mistake of asking me what surprise sex meant

by Bretty Hetty & Extreme Idiot Overlord April 14, 2006

Swedish Surprise

When a girl goes to suck your limp wiener but you are really drunk from beer so you just pee in her mouth instead

A Swedish Surprise is a great way to break up with your girlfriend, and also worth 10 points on USW

by papa moyer July 6, 2010

Surcharge Sodomy

The amount (usually exorbitant and unfair) that a bank will charge you as penalty for withdrawing money from a competitor bank's ATM.

Me: Hello is this Chase?

Villainous Usurious Bank Monkey (VUBM): Yes it is

Me: What is this $15.00 fee on my statement for date 12/15?

VUBM: You withdrew money from a Bank of America ATM.

Me: That is true, but this penalty seems both exorbitant and unfair.

VUBM: I am sorry sir but that is our standard Surcharge Sodomy fee.

Me: I see....(expletive)

by LEVIATHAN1000 December 19, 2010

Dayton Surprise

When you stay in a hotel room with two beds and you defile one bed then make it up, then sleep in the other. The hotel staff never changes the unmade bed so check first! Surprise!

The service in that hotel was so bad I was expecting to find a Dayton Surprise to top it off.

by Chet Cocksworth January 19, 2008