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Spite Monkey Sunday

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Spite Monkey Sunday is that day of the week when all the brain dead little losers try to get definitions accepted by Urban Dictionary. They try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. Why? Usually because they’re back at school on Monday and are trying to make themselves look good, the poor little winkies. Then the unthinkable happens, they’re definition is rejected because it doesn’t conform to the rules laid down by Urban Dictionary. Oh Calamity! So the silly little wank biscuits throw a hissy fit, go into a session to vote on the inclusion of new words and reject everything without bothering to read it. Then comes Monday and these sad little gleets go back to school and bother the human race somewhat less than they do at weekends.
“Couldn’t get a thing accepted on Urban Dictionary, it was Spite Monkey Sunday.”
by AKACroatalin April 27, 2015
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Sod All Sunday

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An entire Sunday day which passes where absolutely nothing transpires; A miscreant day which you will never remember; A Sunday which is sullied away to pyjama wearing and not bothering to lift ones arse away from the sofa for more than a toilet visit. The phone does not ring and your mobile is not blessed with anything other than a full battery.
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Dan: How was your Sunday? Get up to much?
Garath: Good mate cheers, I had a sod all Sunday.
by Gwendolenalexia July 31, 2012
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sunday curse

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having school or work on monday, and not being able to get to sleep on sunday.

usually it carries over, and makes it really easy to get to sleep on monday night, although sometimes a little too early
I got 3 fuckin hours of sleep last night because of the damn sunday curse
by diddy kong September 22, 2007
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sunder blunder

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Dude you just woke up the entire house with your vomiting? What a sunder blunder.
by trinity2010 July 13, 2010
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Sunday Scaries

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The feeling you have after a long week of work followed by a Saturday full of binge drinking, when Sunday hits you question your entire existence. Typically characterized by laying in bed all day and both regretting past decisions and questioning your seemingly non-existent future. Thoughts like "I"m going to die alone" and "Will I ever get a job that I actually enjoy?" consume you for the entire day while you're battling a hangover.
Wow I haven't seen Chad all day! He must have a bad case of the Sunday Scaries
by swaggerkitten101 February 12, 2017
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Sloppy Sunday

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When two people have wild sex on Saturday night and wake up on Sunday morning to dried cum and smelly sweat.
Jake : Wow honey guess another Sloppy Sunday huh!
Kiersten : Yeah we should really shower!
Steve : Hey guys I got dibs on the shower gosh it really smells in here!
Jake : Uh what the fuck is he doing in your apartment?
Kiersten : Don't worry I'm calling the cops!
by SlopNChop August 6, 2017
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Sunday Christian

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A person who acts like a Christian on a Sunday but does not the rest of the week.
"See that woman up there, shes a real Sunday Christian"
by Hi Ho April 10, 2009
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