if we let 'uow' equal that institution in the city of wollongong that masquerades as a university, but is accepted only as such by the self-styled students that attend there, and other delusional members of the public...
then we can define 'uow student syndrome' as that peculiar affliction indigenous to the aforementioned students.
symptons include the belief that you actually CHOSE to go to uow, rather than being consigned there by marks that in any fair world would qualify you for nothing but conscription.
then we can define 'uow student syndrome' as that peculiar affliction indigenous to the aforementioned students.
symptons include the belief that you actually CHOSE to go to uow, rather than being consigned there by marks that in any fair world would qualify you for nothing but conscription.
'So, poor white kid, where do you go to uni?'
'Wollongong'
'No, I said uni, you r-tard'
'Waaaaaaaaaah, it is too a university! It says so on the sign!!'
Diagnosis: UoW student syndrome.
'DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'What?'
'It's that one duck that uow could afford that goes around pecking at professors and tutoring the students.'
'Wollongong'
'No, I said uni, you r-tard'
'Waaaaaaaaaah, it is too a university! It says so on the sign!!'
Diagnosis: UoW student syndrome.
'DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'What?'
'It's that one duck that uow could afford that goes around pecking at professors and tutoring the students.'
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Candio 1: "Hell yea I got my orders did you get yours?"
Candio 2: "Nope, looks like I'll be heading to student pool for a few days."
.... Days turn to weeks.... Weeks turn to months....
Candio 2: "Nope, looks like I'll be heading to student pool for a few days."
.... Days turn to weeks.... Weeks turn to months....
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Get the student pool mug.Also known as the "Summer Vacation" S.S.S. is commonly found in young students whom normally perform well beyond a 4.0 GPA avg are intellectually degraded from an awesome summer. The beginning of the school year is when the syndrome is truly spread out, but there have been confirmations that "Spring Break" is another vulnerable time to catch S.S.S.
Commonly students are diagnosed with the following:
1) Inability to write properly
2) Disorganized lifestyle
3) Crying/Whining about learning
4) In-Coherency
5) Coming late to class
Commonly students are diagnosed with the following:
1) Inability to write properly
2) Disorganized lifestyle
3) Crying/Whining about learning
4) In-Coherency
5) Coming late to class
Anton: Hey Frank! What a crazy ass summer break we had huh? Too bad school starts tomorrow :(
Frank: Yeah I know right? I'll never forget summer 2010. We should go back to Lori's house soon. Do you remember the address 'cause I forgot my True Religion jeans there. :P
Anton: OK OK I'll write it down for ya. I'll have to find my pen it's somewhere in a cluttered pile of crap inside my bag.
(Anton tries to write the address, but he seems to be writing scribbles.)
Frank: Whoa wtf? You're writing's so messy man, is there something wrong with you or what? I say stop wackin off. lulz
Anton: What? Say that again?! Ms. Jansen already yelled at me twice this morning for coming in late then she yelled at me even louder for not paying attention at some instructions for our yearbook project.
Frank: Ohhh...jeezzz. You are messed up today. You think you have....
(Principal walks in with an eye popping out staring at Anton and Frank in a seemingly awkward manner)
Principal: STUPID STUDENT SYNDROME! (LEEEROOOYYY JEEENKKINS! style)
Frank: Yeah I know right? I'll never forget summer 2010. We should go back to Lori's house soon. Do you remember the address 'cause I forgot my True Religion jeans there. :P
Anton: OK OK I'll write it down for ya. I'll have to find my pen it's somewhere in a cluttered pile of crap inside my bag.
(Anton tries to write the address, but he seems to be writing scribbles.)
Frank: Whoa wtf? You're writing's so messy man, is there something wrong with you or what? I say stop wackin off. lulz
Anton: What? Say that again?! Ms. Jansen already yelled at me twice this morning for coming in late then she yelled at me even louder for not paying attention at some instructions for our yearbook project.
Frank: Ohhh...jeezzz. You are messed up today. You think you have....
(Principal walks in with an eye popping out staring at Anton and Frank in a seemingly awkward manner)
Principal: STUPID STUDENT SYNDROME! (LEEEROOOYYY JEEENKKINS! style)
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