stupid bitch

A stupid bitch will usually present themselves in some kind of vapid fashion that matches their vapid conversation topics. They are most often women, and regardless of gender, have rarely tried to better themselves through post-secondary education or 'the real world'.

During conversation, it becomes apparent that they don't have real interests. They discuss others, themselves, their sexual conquests, going out to the bar, and other trivial information that no one cares to hear about, or even asked about (such as how they can't hold down a job, etc.). The stupid bitch has no issue in making tacky comments about others, as well as purposely bringing up contentious subjects to provoke jealously or discomfort in whomever they are speaking to (i.e., that they once slept with your boyfriend). bitch

Stupid bitches are addicted to social networking sites and thrive on people's attention; good or bad. The stupid bitch is two-faced and lies easily. Ironically, people befriend the stupid bitch to get a good laugh. People keep the stupid bitch around so they have someone to joke about. The stupid bitch is too dumb to realize that this is the case, and mistakenly believes that she is actually well-liked.

Sleeping with the stupid bitch is risking catching something, and committing to YEARS of being stalked and having future partners harassed. So beware crazy bitch psycho bitch tacky skank. You "fuck and chuck" a stupid bitch because they do not comprehend a one night stand.

stupid bitch: "SO I HEARD ___________ SLEPT WITH __________ LIKE THEY ARE SO NOT PERFECT TOGETHER!"
level-headed person: "Wow, they're concerned about this? What a stupid bitch..."

stupid bitch: "THAT IS SO SAD, LET'S MAKE UP A RUMOUR."
level-headed person: "What a stupid bitch. That is so petty."

stupid bitch: "Oh yeah, I'mma virgin."
level-headed person: "Why the fuck have I see 3 of your sex tapes then?"

The best way to reply to the stupid bitch when provoked, is to play 'the happy person that everyone hates'. The stupid bitch actually hates their life, that is why they fervently say bitchy, irrelevant, things during conversation and feed off others' envy. Don't let them think for a second that what they say has any effect on you, other than realizing how wonderful your life is in comparison to theirs.

by blaaarg August 9, 2013

stupid liberal

Simply a synonym for liberal.

The stupid liberal wasted his vote on John Kerry.

by "Kane Millard" May 30, 2004

stupid fly

A woman that is so striking you're dumbfounded in her presence. So fly that you are stupified.

The girl in my Bio class is stupid fly

by Dylan December 22, 2004

stupid bitch

A female described as being a pain in the ass, starts all kinds of drama, is the type of female many guys view as cheap p*ssy, and usually known as throwaways when a guy is done dealing with low class female with no standards. These types of females are usually known as chickenheads, project hoodrats, and trailer park bimbos.

That stupid bitch is always trying to kill my mojo with that person.

by QB75 April 27, 2008

very interesting but stupid

Comment that often deserves to be made of much of the quackery filling our global culture. Pioneered by Arte Johnson as Wolfgang the Nazi Soldier in the comedy series "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In" from 1968 to 1973; Wolfgang would raise his head above a parapet after some preceding act, take a cigar out of his mouth, deliver the line and grin ear to ear. Best delivered in the original thick German accent, with a pause for effect midway through.

Hmm ... astral vibrations read for ninety bucks a minute. Very interesting but stupid.

by Fearman April 1, 2008

stupid fucking shithead

An ignorant person who you think is dumb/arrogant in general.

(stupid-dumb fucking-emphasizes the stupidity in this situation shithead-an arrogant person

Oh my god, Brad is such a stupid fucking shithead. He just stuck the plug from a toaster up his ass...

by MonsterMc May 26, 2017

STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS

A STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS has never taken a shower. She/he has not even gotten a teaching degree

You: Bro this STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS
Me: I know right they can't even be bussin bussin, no cap no kizzy on god they are dumb.

by InfinitySleepYT February 14, 2022