stealthy

cunning and deceiving

-this is to ashleigh and emily:

"hey, you want to hear a story?"
"Sure."
"Well, the other day I was at school, there are a lot of asians and gingers there..and i was stealthy and creeped up on this one asian, WHO WAS SITTING NEXT TO A GINGER!"
"Why..this is crazy!"
"I know right!? I was being cunning and deceiving!"

by asiansgingersblacksmexicans January 21, 2010

stealthmail

when you covertly send someone a voice mail using your voice mail system.

my girl just sent me a stealthmail and dumped me.

by chaddy1228 June 25, 2007

Stealth Bomber

When you shit a floater into the toilet's hole under water, it rises to the roof, and you think WTF when you don't see it.

Chris: Dude, I took a hard shit yesterday, and when I looked into the toilet I didn't see anything.
Jared: What?
Chris: ....till I flushed it and saw that stealth bomber float up.

by Nymphetamine2791 February 16, 2010

Stealthfart

A silent and odourless gassy emision coming out from where the sun doesn´t shine, often producing a temperature increase in your underwear. Specilly useful to heat pants and trousers in cold, overcrowded and confined environments.

- Man, is so freaking cold here I can see my breath!
- Yeah, thank god i stealthfarted, at least my butt and weenie are warm now.

by Fartacus, the ancient god October 24, 2012

stealthturbate

The act of fapping as quickly and silently as possible to avoid detection.

He had to go and his family was moving about the house so he had no choice but to stealthturbate.

by Bananajameson September 4, 2015

Stealth Fuck

When you have sex with someone but their parent(s) are in the house.

“Me and my girlfriend tried to stealth fuck but her mom walked in and made me leave”

by Anonymous Blonde Person April 14, 2019

American Stealth

Complete opposite to stealth. i.e. as un-stealthy as one can possibly be.

That air strike was american stealth at its best.

by Piglet Brave March 13, 2011