President of the United States of America

Just another politician.

Ignorant man: ''The President of the United States of America is going to give a speech, we must all gather around and watch... shhhh shhh!!''

Cynic:<Arnold slaps ignorant man>: ''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!''

by TruthHurts187 March 30, 2013

Statesboro

A small boring college town in southeast Georgia surrounded by cotton fields that is spelled that way because no one knew how to spell Statesborough.

"Hey, after we get drunk and stoned tonight in Statesboro let's go out and tip some cows"

by Deborah Spicer June 19, 2006

United States

This is a strong nation with proud people, as well as great culture and diversity. This country also a rich military history. The following is a list of almost every armed conflict that the United States has ever been involved in.
-Revolutionary War: 1775-1783
-War of 1812: 1812-1815
-Black Hawk War: 1832
-Seminole War: 1841
-Mexican War: 1846-1848
-American Civil War: 1861-1865
-Spanish-American War: 1898
-World War I: *1917-1918
-World War II: *1941-1945
-Korean War: 1950-1953
-Vietnam War: 1965-1975
-Operation Desert Storm/Gulf War: 1990-1991
-War in Kosovo: 1998
-Operation Anaconda: 2001-2002
-Operation Iraqi Liberation: 2003-Present

*-Not when the war actually began; this actually displays the dates from how long the United States was involved in the conflict.

The only two wars that the United States could never claim a victory for would be the Korean War, since it ended in a cease-fire and stalemate; and the Vietnam War, because we were gradually pushed back and finally withdrew from the country at Saigon, the largest city in non-Communist southern Vietnam at that time (1975).

by Union Soldier March 23, 2005

statie

dirty state school kids, generally like rugby league and come from shit suburbs.

the guy that will be doing the rubbish run in 2-3 years.

the chick that will be cleaning up the spilt cat food in aisle 7.

look at that statie chick in her wu-tang pants with three kids hanging of her hair and needles falling out of her pockets. is that dried semen on her leg.... why i believe it is...

''i'd tap that...... psyche.''
''dude you'd catch leprosy''

by muffles pants shire September 4, 2007

continental United States

All of the United States that are on the same landmass. The lower 48 plus Alaska.

Free shipping within the continental United States.

by Nitron_F117 February 3, 2004

United States

A shortened form of The United States of America. This country is located below Canada in North America and is governed by two dominant political parties. Unfortunately for Americans, one of these parties -- known as the Republican party -- is composed of paranoid schizophrenic religious nutjobs who seem committed to living in the past instead of planning for the future. Because both parties are roughly equally balanced in power, little progress is made in America's political system, as the Republican party attempts to destroy the country while everyone else attempts to save it. Overall, the United States of America is a horrible place to live, especially if you have a vagina.

Person 1: "Damn! The republicans are at it again!"
Person 2: "What is it now?"
Person 1: "They're trying to slash funding for the Clean Water Act, Clean Air Act, Planned Parenthood program, and all of our other public service programs!"
Person 2: "Fuck, man! They're trying to destroy the United States! It's time to move to Canada."
Person 1: "Fuck yeah!"

by a concerned citizen- May 15, 2011

statistrick

A statistic used mainly by politicians to manipulate the facts to gain favor.

6 out of 10 Adams county students AREN'T drinking! (this statistrick used in an actual advertisement in Adams County, Illinois)

"I think Iraq is stable. New polls show that 95 percent of the country wants to see a democratic government." (The problem with this is that the other 5 percent have all of the weapons.)

by Jake Seifert March 27, 2006