facebook stalker

a person who spends large amounts of time on facebook looking at other people's profiles. often browsing photos, walls (or wall-to-walls), groups, or recent activity posted on the stalked person's mini-feed.

"you are such a facebook stalker!"

"i found out that sarah joined a group when i was facebook stalking her last night."

"mikey is so hot, i think i'm gonna spend most of the night facebook stalking him looking at his pics."

"did you see emily and jenny's wall-to-wall? they were totally talking about you behind your back!"

facebook stalker by sm45 June 28, 2008

Parking Lot Stalker 

The act of following strangers in a crowded parking lot in hopes to get their parking spot.

The mall parking lot was crazy Christmas Eve, I drove around an hour and couldn't get a spot so I went Parking Lot Stalker and followed this old couple all the way from the door about five feet behind them and took their spot. It was contagious, on my way in I saw three other cars doing it.

Parking Lot Stalker by Big Pappa Smurfz March 1, 2009

text stalker 

to text someone obsessively and relentlessly, without having any game, to the point of harassment

"Hey Emily, is your text stalker from Lakeland still hounding you?"

text stalker by Tim Tom Thomas August 3, 2008

facebook stalker

You are a FB stalker. You qualify as a FB stalker if you

a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.

b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)

c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!

Jonny "Wtf, what are you doing at the mid-west fur-fest? Did you look at my status?"

Jimmy-jon "What if I did?"

Anotherstalkerperson "whats up Jimmy-jon, wow you found Jonny."

Jonny "Is everyone a fucking facebook stalker, I just wanted to come see some furries"

Jimmy-jon "Thats creepier than facebook stalking"

facebook stalker by W.P.R. February 15, 2009

FlightAware stalker 

One who enjoys stalking flights on their computer screen from the comfort of their home usually on the popular website of FlightAware.com

I know where the Mets charter flight is in the air,dude don't be a FlightAware stalker.

FlightAware stalker by Bobby Snobby April 16, 2009

Workout stalker 

One who derives pleasure from watching others workout so that he or she can duplicate their workout.

Commonly gets the most pleasure from doing slightly more, like an extra mile on a run, and claiming to "win".

Workout stalkers often friend you in online fitness social apps like Nike+, FitBit, or Strava so that they can easily observe their victims.

Closely related to the one upper.

Kris: "I must admit, this new competitive James is a breath of fresh air."

James: "I'm not competing."

Kris: "You are. You're doing real good with the running and the biking lately. Your Nike Fuel is being earned really good."

James: "Dont be such a workout stalker."

Workout stalker by ThrilledAtHome June 20, 2013

drunk stalker

one who only talks to you when drinking or is drunk and constantly talks to you whenever they are drunk. Someone who texts, leaves voicemails or even chat with you only when they are drinking and it happens almost every time they are and they never seem to leave you alone.

Guy 1: Ugh, I got another text from this girl saying she loves me, we barely hang out and she only does this when she's drunk.

Guy 2: Looks like you've got a drunk stalker on your hands bro.

drunk stalker by captain lightning December 28, 2010