Splinge!

Word to describe the feeling when you see a really fine pair of breasts. The word is also a description of the sound made in your head on the removal of the bra. Weird, but it works.
Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered.

'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts.
'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller.
'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same.
'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger.
'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup.
'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!

"Ello mate"
"How do?"
"Check out the Sploins on that!!!"
"Nah- happy with the Splinge at home, cheers."
"Fair one, Splinge!"
"Splinge!"

by ed2chef April 29, 2009

Splinch

The one inch piece of flesh between your asshole and your genitalia

I was pumping away on her, and my dick slipped out and bent in half when I hit her splinch.

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 12, 2004

splinter cell

A microscopic piece of glass invisible to the naked eye

i am a splinter cell (cannont been seen!)

by Jon G April 11, 2005

sploit

when you lick the vagina and cum comes out.

i was licking and "sploit" "sploit"

by Giggidy GangK$ta September 17, 2003

Splainer

A joke that none of its recipients get, and then needs to be explained.

Generally is a bad joke that wasn't funny in the first place.

Jim stopped telling the joke halfway through once he realized it was inevitably going to be a splainer.

by Jimbodeenr November 7, 2010

splinter cell

A videogame franchise consisting of stealth gameplay. Inferior to the Metal Gear Solid franchise (which started the genre) in both it's boring, stereotypical storyline and trial and error and no head shots detecting gameplay. It has to rely on coming out year after to attempt to improve its shortcomings as opposed to every 3 years like Metal Gear Solid does.

The cheesy subtitles in the Splinter Cell games might as be changed to year numbers.

by cyanide_chewing_gum March 29, 2005

sploint

A large rolled marijuana cigarette

Drew rolled up a wicked sploint

by Mark Ford April 22, 2003