spare nigerian

I am gonn to Nigeria for safari!
Well dont forget to take with you a spare nigerian!

In the truck: if spare nigerian ready?
Spare nigerian: Yes Master!
Throw him into leopards, i would like to see if lepards are hungry

by kkUPYUOASS February 9, 2024

Spare Wheel

A person who is going out with two couples. They become the pare wheel because there are 4 tyres on a car. It is worse than third wheeling because the two couples have ‘couple things’ to discuss and the spare wheel is just lonely, or as per usual unused.

Couple 1: “hey did you want to come out with us and couple 2?”

Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”

by honeybabybooboobear December 6, 2023

Splace

You just failed to write Place and Space and the same time, when either of those would have made sense in the sentence.

Please keep everything in the designated Splace!

by FiFoMaster69 February 15, 2024

solaresketit

Just a prick tbh
Someone who exists in spite of God and makes their existence your problem

Did you hear? All the parrots have gone missing, what a fucking solaresketit move

by reptilianblob February 22, 2024

Spare Dick

Describing an annoying person or a fuckwit.

James is a spare dick. He is a fuckwit, hes so annoying.

by Annikins February 26, 2024

sparebus37

Fake, no money gettin, no motion having ass motherfucker

dont be a sparebus37

by flaugev2 March 10, 2024

splart

Like a Shart only you accidently shit on someone other than yourself

While being buggered you accidentally Splart , spraying your partners abdomen

by Creesha April 1, 2024