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Sargasm

1. (n) A conversation which takes place between two or more people, often close acquaintances, possibly after sex, which is so awash in sarcasm that it may be utterly baffling to any passers-by who happen to be listening in.
Typical sargasm:

Dude, have you heard about that up-and-comer Meagan Fox?

Yeah, she's too fat and ugly to ever make it in showbiz, though. She better stick to those Oscar-bait indie films.

I know. I also heard she's planning on staying chaste till marriage. And she's a man.
by BIG_PAPA69 July 12, 2010
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Sora

1. me, to the point where i look like him. (DO NOT SHIP ME WITH RIKU!)
2. a bird named after said character
3. jap meaning for sky
Sora: (reading fanfiction)
Riku: walks in with dick hard

Sora: fuck off riku.

Kairi walks in naked "let's go at it sora"

Sora: mmmmmm.....YEEEEEEEESSSS
by Roxyboy13 September 20, 2018
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Snorgasm

When a mans penis is so small, she feels tired and has to fake an orgasm.
Jane: How big was Jakes dick?
Jessica: 3 inches... I had a snorgasm!
by MotherlyFigure November 18, 2010
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Sargasm

(n) sarcastic remarks during or immediately following sexual acts that conclude with an orgasm or climax.
Alice rolled her eyes when Jeff finally rolled off of her, and fed him an exasperated sargasm, "Wow, that was *so* good, Jeff. I just . . . loved it when you bit my ear."
by RJ O'Dresdin V February 18, 2013
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smorgasbord

It's a Swedish tradition of running over the ice in the winter to Denmark, only to get chased back by Danish children with sticks (sometimes sharp) The art of running over the ice to Denmark in the winter has spawned many events, such as the naked Smorgasbord which was held in 2012.

Obama once took part in the Smorgasbord but he was black so they didn't chase him back to Sweden, cause no black people live in Sweden.
''Sven: Hey Victor do you wanna do a Smorgasbord m8?''
''Victor: Sure bruh let's do it, I hope the sticks are spiked this time''
by Victooor June 3, 2016
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Snorgasm

Why are my panties so white? I must've had a snorgasm.
by sumac vénéneux February 5, 2017
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Sargasm

Sarcasm that can lead to an orgasm.
He was so funny I had a sargasm.
by L Desi January 31, 2008
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