"Sitzmark in progress; do not disturb"
by Shinx_99 February 15, 2008
Get the sitzmark mug.When a mans semen is applied by whatever method to his stomach so that his stomach hair becomes pasted to his skin.
My boyfriend Karl didn't warn me he was going to cum and blew a giant load on my hands, so I wiped it all over him and laughed because he had cum stomach... He tried to hug me, but I got away, cum stomach is for boys!
by bowflecks June 25, 2009
Get the Cum Stomach mug.Aw shit. Lori must've used my favorite T-shirt as a stomach mop again. Goddammit, Era Plus won't even get that stain out.
by Anonymous June 9, 2003
Get the Stomach Mop mug.1. The person responsible for cleaning up the site of a dead hooker.
2. Someone that often wears gay pants.
2. Someone that often wears gay pants.
1. "Chris, you killed that hooker with your dick!"
"Stephen, quick call the Siteman. He will know what to do!"
2. Dude, that Siteman is wearing some pretty gay pants.
"Stephen, quick call the Siteman. He will know what to do!"
2. Dude, that Siteman is wearing some pretty gay pants.
by rbellows April 1, 2010
Get the Siteman mug.when someone stuck in the struggle looks in their freezer for food and finds less than filling rations.
"look in the freezer ain't nothin but a stomach teaser, thats the main reason i'm grabbin the automatic from under my bed. got the whole city screamin when they realized jackin isn't dead" - Pharoah of Street Military
by robert earl davis jr April 18, 2011
Get the stomach teaser mug.Is a song made by Denzel Tomagos aka $ucc.
IDK the song became viral and i don't know what the song means really.
He states that when he is hunger, he goes to his school cafeteria and buys some siomai with some rice.
Siomai and cheap and tasty with rice :P
IDK the song became viral and i don't know what the song means really.
He states that when he is hunger, he goes to his school cafeteria and buys some siomai with some rice.
Siomai and cheap and tasty with rice :P
Juan: Hay nako... Gutom na ako... bili nga ako ng siomai sa baba.
(Oh god... I'm hungry... maybe I'll something downstairs.)
ATE! babili nga bo ng siomai rice
(SIS! Can I some some siomai rice
Ate:Bakit may kanin pa?
(Why do I have to put some rice in it?)
Juan: Sundin mo na lang ang order ko.
(Just follow my orders)
(Oh god... I'm hungry... maybe I'll something downstairs.)
ATE! babili nga bo ng siomai rice
(SIS! Can I some some siomai rice
Ate:Bakit may kanin pa?
(Why do I have to put some rice in it?)
Juan: Sundin mo na lang ang order ko.
(Just follow my orders)
by NotNotQuality February 19, 2019
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