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take it in the shorts

taking it in the ass, financially.
His broker made a fuckton of shady investments, now he's going to take it in the shorts.
by andyfrank December 7, 2015
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short and cutie

A girl who is so hot its ridiculous, and so short shes adorable. her smile is amazing, and her browneyes are wicked hawt. she is insanely nice, and when she walks by ur heart stops beating for a second, and when she smiles u r ready to die from how awesome she is.
1:dude, did u see the new girl today?
2:yeah man, she was smokin
1: i know right?
2: she might go for you, after all she is a short and cutie
1:yeah?
2"yeah, just make sure ur nicd when u ask her
by lslslss November 26, 2011
mugGet the short and cutiemug.

short Island

Ghetto mixed drink, contains many but not all ingredients of a long island ice tea.
Q. Can you make me a long island?
A. No I can make you a short island.
by aleue June 19, 2010
mugGet the short Islandmug.

short-dick

To intimidate. To frighten. To scare someone so badly, their dick retreats into itself.
"There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"
by D. Gould October 18, 2008
mugGet the short-dickmug.

booty shorts

Shorts that are worn by ho`s that barely covers up they asses.
"Girl, I dunno why you gotta wear `em booty shorts. You look naked wit `em on anyway."
by Anonymous November 1, 2003
mugGet the booty shortsmug.

vagina shorts

Shorts so short they go above your vagina.
Dude did see you Chandler's vagina shorts?! and she's fat!
by Eric1034 October 17, 2008
mugGet the vagina shortsmug.

short circuit

When the medium of electrical transfer takes a shorter path back to the power source (cell or batteries) thus shortening the circuit, and leaving out the resistor (motor, lightbulb, buzzer etc.).


Short circuiting will drain the power source at a phenomenal rate, and is best avoided. The most commonly used method of prevention against this is the (see my definition of) fuse
When I was learning this crap in school a few years back we constantly short circuited all our shit toghether to create huge sparks that whooped the batteries in minutes.
by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006
mugGet the short circuitmug.

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