Schmoggi

A type of person with whom you can just chill and not have any other kind of interaction but still be content and happy.

Hey Z, just wanted to let you know you are my real schmoggi!

by TheAlienET April 13, 2019

Schmadl

One Hump with excessive force

She schmadled her friend.
The window shattered from his schmadling.

by bigdickman22 February 22, 2020

Schlode

A mix of a schlong and a chode. If you have a schlode it means you have the length of a chode (tiny) and the thickness of a schlong (skinny)

Yoo Brad totally has a schlode, Amanda told me when she was suckin' it man!

by HiggyBank15 March 18, 2020

Schmedium

A shade larger than small.

Dude, that t-shirt ain't small but its damn sure schmedium

by blacksunbird November 14, 2020

schloda

a goop crazy thing that you just don't eve ever get to know! don't even try ok? Then yo bad!

Holy schloda I just schlodad my schloda

by babeeyoda January 19, 2021

schmoig

The weird kid that eats whatever he can get

Do you see that schmoig eating the paper towels?

by Jaquavion Kendrick March 17, 2021

Schmidy Moment

When you can’t shoot enemy’s for shit but some how manage to squad wipe your entire team.

Schmidy: *Team kills*

Rest of team: "Schmidy moment"

by DUAL504 April 4, 2021