bag (of sand)

Noun. £1000, a thousand pounds sterling. Rhyming slang on a 'grand'. Often shortened to bag.

"Gimme twenty bags in suitcases, or you'll never see your daughter again!"

"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

butt sand

The sweat-soaked flecks of toilet paper that accumulate in ones' butt crack during the day. This term applies mostly to women as men's butt cracks usually contain large amounts of poop and other filthiness.

He asked me to clean off my butt sand before he would go down on me.

by big hoss June 19, 2007

sand sexual

Someone who enjoys playing in the sand and gets weirdly relaxed through the feel of it on their skin.

Wow! I think that I'm a sand sexual!

by Pixie-granted August 2, 2018

Sand Cock

A terrible affliction caused by sexual intercourse, biting, sucking, licking, or being otherwise naked in a beachy area. Symptoms include inflamed penis, extreme erectional pain, and general discomfort.

There is only one known cure for sand cock: time.

Dude, I had sex at the beach the other night and contracted a wicked case of sand cock.

by SandyPants09 June 1, 2009

Sand Chicken

A southen term used to describe a turtle.

Last night James and I had some sand chicken.
Willy did you catch that sand chicken I told you about.

by bigbayba69 July 1, 2008

Sand Hook

When your doing a girl on the beach and you stick your weiner in the sand then in her vagina.

"Jon totally pulled a Sand Hook on Sam!"

by Jebidihah January 14, 2008

sand nigger

A sand nigger is a middle easter nigger.

That sand nigger is selling kababs.

by Nigerrr February 12, 2021