Rusty Nail

the act of sticking ones dick into a girls mouth right after anal sex

I gave the 2 dollar hoe a rusty nail last night

by scotty June 30, 2003

rutty duck

When one if finished with fucking a poopy asshole he chooses not to clean off his penis, instead he puts his poop covered dick back into his pants for the rest of the day.

Dude i justed fucked sharmayne in the ass.

Dude i can smell ur rutty duck from here, clean it up

by dfgdfg October 18, 2007

rusty earl grey

when three afro americans stand around one white woman and one sticks his man genitals into the anus of the woman, while the other two stand and yell random things such as "freak that bitch out tone" or "clown on her". then after a brief period of the genitals being lodged in the anus the male removes his testicles only to dabble them into the mouth of the woman like a tea bag.

Jesse: yo, what u get into last nite?
Ray: oh you kno jus a lil earl grey action
Jesse: Rusty Earl Grey or Not?
Ray: Rusty
Jesse: Sounds like a good night.

by EEEEKLSALDFK March 24, 2008

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011

Rusty Clutch

When you slip from the first hole into the second hole, you have a Rusty Clutch.

When his girlfriend looked back angrily when he attempted to do her in the butt, he shruged and blamed it on a Rusty Clutch.

by Tralfas September 16, 2006

rusty seagull

The sexual at of finishing anal by pulling out and roughly gagging the catcher to the point they make a sound like a dying seagull. note if vomiting occurs it becomes the painted seagull.

Rusty Seagull:
Guy: thats right bitch you love it in your ass, now eat my dick!
Girl: eaurauuchh!

Painted Seagull:
Guy: thats right bitch you love it in your ass, now eat my dick!
Girl: Wtf? hey...euurachhh...splahcchhh!

by PtrThaRmn October 4, 2011

Rusty Crockpot

The act of defecating in a crockpot that has leftover food in it. Most frequently occurs in an office setting where an employee leaves a dirty crockpot in the office break room for several days.

I hope Richard O'brien likes the taste of his lunch from that rusty crockpot I left for him in the break room.

by meatlover222 June 18, 2009