campbell river no longer the “salmon capital of the world” more like beauty capital of the world where the boys rip the bong, breeze, and pack fat lips. Not much to do here, but party, smoke weed, and bang pucksluts. Where the girls drink half a Palm Bay and are shit faced and just wanna fuck then use “i was drunk” as an excuse for not being called a slut.
by Cr boys October 23, 2018
Get the Campbell River mug.a small city with a few churches, Gas stations and bars. Nothing else. It is approximately 1 square mile and some how has 10,000 residents. Its public school system is corrupt and screws the intelligent kids. and When ever someone says thats where they grew up, They die a little inside. Its is just a suburb of Detroit.
Hey, I'm from River Rouge. Theres nothing to fucking do, I cant get a job anywhere, almost every other house on my block is a slum, and the school put me in special ed over my calculus class. This fucking sucks, I'm going to Sandusky Ohio.
by Atlas V. Flyer October 18, 2008
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First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.
Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.
First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.
Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.
Greg tied a Keystone smothered in pork grease to his fishing pole in hopes of catching himself a River Gorilla.
by dongkeeekong April 5, 2009
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Get the Fire River mug.1.) A series of people puking in a line, causing the puke to flow like a river.
2.) A river in rural Mississippi.
2.) A river in rural Mississippi.
Dude that party was sick last night...but I had to cross a chunky river on my way out.
Meet me at the Chunky! (referring to the river in Mississippi)
Meet me at the Chunky! (referring to the river in Mississippi)
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Get the river ball mug.Shit found in a river or lake, usually after a large group of tubers has passed or a large group of boaters stayed in one place for a long time.
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