Relationship

The most un-sturdy and uncertain vessel to navigate through any ocean of the heart. While the warm winds of prevailing love and romance blow favorably through its sails, this un-seaworthy vessel steers ahead with pride and promise. But upon hitting rough and stormy weather, too often the relationSHIP flounders and sinks.

If you've yet to experience a relationship, then an example will do little to help you understand.

by nethcev! August 17, 2006

relationship limbo

a term used to describe a point in a relationship where s person wants is neither in the friend zone or in a relationship .Mainly occurs when someone knows you like them and feels the same way but just doesn't want a relationship at the time.its like getting a stupid answer

guy 1: I heard you go out with carol guy 2: no, she put me in relationship limbo

by solostar23 September 2, 2013

Exclusive Relationship

A relationship where both partners are only dating eachother. Putting in commitment. Without letting anyone get in between.

I know I should've done this before, but I'm sorry. It's different without having my other half, mí corazón, my best friend, nemo. I need you in my life and I want you to stay. I want an exclusive relationship with you. I love you William.

by Rmvt101 October 18, 2015

relationship

A form of manipulation or control.

That nigga got in dis relationship, he whipped cuh.

by loser2.0 October 25, 2011

text message relationship

1) Being in a relationship where one or both parties prefer text messaging over talking on the phone or in person, unsurprisingly causing 99% of their problems, as at least one person in the relationship is too stupid to understand that text messages arrive/send out of order if at all.

2) A relationship that doesn't go very far; one so short or shallowly lived it can be replayed with little difficulty over text messaging. A final summation used to describe a waste of time.

Usually results in a text message breakup.

A typical text message relationship:

Brad: hey
Amy: hey i cant hang out tonight
Brad: chill later?
Amy: i just told you i cant im busy helping amanda with some stuff.
not sent Amy: you never listen
Brad: okay
Brad: when?
not sent Brad: lol isnt amanda that newage chick?
Amy: :(
Brad: something wrong?
resent Amy: :(
Brad: i do something?
Amy: u know what u did
Brad: you're not answering your phone?
not sent Amy: i dont want to talk to you
Brad: babe?

Later, in person.
Amy: Like I totally had to change my number because brad wouldn't stop texting me even though I broke up with him over text the other night when I had no service.
Amanda: He must be a stalker. I was almost raped, I know these things.
Amy: Thank god I have a friend like you. Let's scissor.

by levelnineboss December 23, 2008

Relationship

A bond between to people, that at first looks like happiness and joy but always ends in failure and pain. Usually caused by miss-communication or lying.

Jack and Lucy's relationship started out looking great, that is intill Lucy stopped talking to Jack and wouldn't tell him what was wrong and eventually cheated on him because of it.

by reipa January 24, 2010

Relationship Fluffer

While seeing or dating someone, they claim they are not ready for a relationship or are afraid of commitment, but will then break it off with you and move immediately into a committed relationship with the next person. You prep them, if you will, and warm them up to the idea of a relationship or commitment. It's just not with you!

"Damn, I am so sick of being a relationship fluffer for all these loser guys who claim they don't want a commitment as they now have moved on to the next girl and they are now exclusively dating!"

"I'm a master relationship fluffer. Immediately after parking me in the friend zone, he now has a serious girlfriend when he told me he just wanted casual."

by Annabnna October 6, 2013