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accordion reading

Online reading phenomenon in which a person begins with a list of links to articles/blog entries from an RSS feed (such as Google Reader), and opens several as new browser tabs.

While reading through the tabs one by one, reducing their number, the person finds links to other articles/blog entries, which will be duly opened as additional tabs.

The result is that the number of tabs on the browser continually expands and contracts, accordion-style, and before you know it you've wasted half the day reading an endlessly regenerating stream of linked internet nonsense.
Guy 1: Dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Sorry, got caught up in some accordion reading online - couldn't stop adding more and more new tabs of stuff to read. What, is it time for Church?
Guy 1: Um, it's actually Monday now.
by Peter Lorre February 4, 2010
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penis reader

2 guys having a boner at the same time yet they live far from each other.
Skype conversation: "man mine just got up" "WHAT YOU TOO?!" "penis reader haha"
by korky1318 October 22, 2011
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Taint Reader

Someone who can tell the future by reading taints.
So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?

Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!

Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!
by ExoticTransporter August 25, 2014
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Nip Reading

An incredibly obvious thing every person (man or woman) does when they see a girl with particularly prominent boobs. Staring incredibly intently like they're trying read a book without opening the cover.
These motherfuckin pervs are always nip reading, "my eyes are up here"
by Mary Tyler Moore December 12, 2016
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Great Reader

Another name for kim jong un, considering he is the only one who can read, that is what the people of north korea call him. another reason he is called "Great Reader" is because that is how all north koreans speak.
Steven: Did you hear? Great reader launched a nuke toward Japan!
Trump: That little sh*t will get his A** whooped.
by the fucks i give May 10, 2017
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netflix reader

When you think youve found a good movie on Netflix, with an English title, but it turns out to bd a foreign film with English closed caption!! F-ck!
I thought i found a good movie we havent seen, but it ended up being a Netflix reader...
by Brokedowning/PG May 23, 2018
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whale reader

A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.

A voracious reader.
Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.
by Groatsworth June 21, 2019
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