double dutch rudder

Like a dutch rudder, but in addition to holding your own penis with the perfect grip while another person moves your arm up and down for a relaxing effort free handjob exactly how you like it. A double dutch rudder is when you do the above but also shave one of your legs and have a 3rd person move your shaved leg over your hairy leg gently to give the sensation of a women's leg while you rub one out.

Nick: hay Tushka, what are you up to tonight? I've got Ray coming over to give me a dutch rudder.
Tushka: Dude, let me shave one of your legs with my razor and I'll join in to give you a double dutch rudder. Ray can grab your arm and I'll move your shaved leg.

by Benji12369 October 31, 2011

Dutch Rudder

To provide assistance.

Tim asked Larry to dutch rudder him on the new pool table

by The real Webster Collegiate March 9, 2010

dutch rudder

When a guy jerks another guy off by moving the guy's arm while he technically you hold your own dick. A technique created so guys can jerk each other off without feeling gay.

I'm not gay! I only gave him a dutch rudder, it's not like I touched his dick.

by gcave and pmartin March 24, 2009

rude

the cool thing to be; manners are for douche bags.

Clarissa and Guadalupe are casually rude.

by CDie April 13, 2006

Ruders

Annoying twats that have no balls and they wear skin tight clothes and baseball caps that point vertical, they are such cowards that they have to move in groups of 10 to 1.There is rarely a really hard ruder.

"Yeh mate if u touch ma mate ill get all rudes on ya yer mate yer mate yer.

by Bob September 10, 2003

rude dude with a tude

a jerk scumbag of any gender who not only is a legend in their own mind, but makes life difficult for the rest of us by pissiness and attitude.

That bastard at the bar- he's a rude dude with a tude

by transendit November 16, 2010

Muddy Rudder

A nautical technique used to direct sailboat's when the rudder is broken. One party on the boat inserts his penis into another's anus, thereby placing fecal matter on the penis to use for grip. The penis is then dipped in the water to provide direction to the craft.

We were in a tight spot when the boat lost it's steering, but I used a muddy rudder to get us back on course.

by dave invented it May 22, 2006