preston playz

A lava monster, mincraf playing, sell-out.

"Preston Playz iz a sel outt."

by Bw3nd3n December 20, 2017

Presto

What you gotta say after you finnesse the fuck out of someone

Marquis: Damn b you had my ass in basketball
Deangelo: I had to drop 30 points on yo ass. Presto!

by Chucklemaster36 December 4, 2016

Preston

Blonde hair, Baby Blue eyes, tall, always tan and muscular. He is sometimes quiet and shows no emotion but with the right friends around he will begin to open up.He's loving, kind and adorible. He's in love with his girlfriend and Xbox360. He could also be extremely racist due to past incidents but its ok because he is an adorible aryan Nazi. He has an enormous temper if you push him to it he'll probably rip you in half with his penis.Oh, ya... His penis is ery large, bout 8 inches at least.

I hope every girl finds their Preston.

by Sgt Dieter April 12, 2011

Presting

v. leaving a pair of new sneakers in their box so as to preserve their mint condition

Dan: I got a new pair of sneakers today
Jack: Oh yeah, can I see them?
Dan: Nah man, they're presting

by jackcuntman June 10, 2011

Prestwood

The largest and possibly dullest village in England, full of the newly-wed and nearly dead.

Person One: Did you know that Prestwood is the largest village in England?
Person Two: Nobody gives a shit.

by ImInHell May 11, 2016

Prestige pussy

The pussy of a woman who is undoubtedly worth investing a tremendous amount of personal time and effort towards winning her over in order to ultimately dick her down.

amber's friend is banging, I would wrestle a grizzly bear, fight my way through an army of zombies, and even get a Brazilian wax if she asked me to in order to experience some of that prestige pussy.

by the watchteam April 3, 2010

Nicole Priest

Okay to me shes my world, the most beautiful girl in the world. No matter what we go through she ends up making me happier than anyone could ever. Her eyes are just gorgeous like her smile. I love this girl more than she could ever imagine and one day I know I'm gonna marry her. She is an angel on earth, and I love her. She will be forever in my heart yet alone my mind. I love you Nicole more than you could imagine.
-JL

Guy-She's amazing man, she has to be an angel!
Guy 2- Ohh, Nicole Priest? :) <3

by Mr. Lara November 28, 2010