probably the worst school in the world let alone Sharjah with drunk teachers and dumb kids they always make you pass no matter what and every exam has like nothing to do with what you studied
Bro: Hey should I join AL Maarifa international private school?

Me: Bro no that school is a animal park with dumb teachers don't join it

Bro: understandable have a horrible day
by hosein al sha7at March 13, 2024
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Private-Rainbow

A rainbow you can see both ends touching the ground.
There was a private-rainbow in my backyard!
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Private Pyling

When you zone out and stare at your homies balls during a Xanax nod.
My buddy got the green xannies, popped six and started Private Pyling my fucking bag.
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private security

when you have a 185mm nuke up someone elses ass
i just hired private security?
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private school syndrome

an illness affecting millions around the world, with symptoms such as stuck-up behaviour, entitlement, superiority complex, and a narcissistic personality as a result of always getting their way, not providing for themselves/using daddy’s money, and/or rebellion and thinking that everything revolves around them. no consideration to people around them and in half of the cases massive conservatives/tories.
“did you hear that girl who smashed up her new birthday car because it wasn’t blue but black?”
“she goes to the private school down the road, you can tell she has private school syndrome.”
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Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.
I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."
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