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Pesticle

When an individual is BOTH a sick and a pest in equal amounts.
While trying to get my neighbor to agree on repairing the fence, I realized just how big a pesticle he really is.
by ReaperXD April 29, 2021
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Pessimistic

Definition of pessimistic: wendy
“our souls are connected and i hear your inner voice and it sings to me”

“NO”
by wendywendywendy111 September 17, 2021
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Pest Control

A systemic effort to rid a neighborhood of undesirables such as the homeless, the poor black or brown people, Jews Asians, artists, musicians, children dogs, birds, butterflies or hedgehogs.

Usually accomplished via a new law, rule or corporate practice which has some ridiculous alleged purpose, whilst actually seeking some nefarious purpose.
The Old Town neighborhood seems to be undergoing a program of pest control. I just heard Julia and her kids were forced out when their apartment lease was not renewed.
by Pinkie_Flamingo April 5, 2022
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Pessimist

If you're a pessimist and wrong than something good happens.

Iam "You know, I'm a pessimist... I didn't do any of this to gain anything. What could I have possibly had to gain from talking about any of the things I talk about? I mean, a sex cult? My crimes and failures. My insecurities. My favorite songs and shows and lines. A response to every slight (perceived or otherwise). A response to every question I could ever be asked. And a question: who pays the price for my discontent? Should I punish the collective Un-Truth? And how? Violence. Horror. Depravity. Scorn. Hatred. Some of it misplaced. Possibly even most of it. And what did I learn? It isn't even horde I have to worry about. At least, not yet. They heard my logos and it was good. It's not the horde I should have been worried about.
It was the golden. Their hands, blistered from trying to grapple the reigns of the beast from one another. Their ethic, a jagged and unwieldy cudgel..."

Hym "Oh, hey, guy who wanted to hear about me. I don't know how to reveal myself. I did it to the good Dr. by making the same comment on all of his social media. Guess what? Auther fleck is actually pretty funny. That was right before the interview with Doug. Also, I wasn't trying to plagiarism your graph. I just thought it illustrated a concept I was contemplating well and thought "Oh, hey, that's kind of how I imagine this other thing." I wasn't taking it all that seriously. I was just doing this for fun. I would apologize but I wrote a whole thing about it so... Yeah. I was just killing time at work. Hey, you see the doctor engage in media collusion and wield the very concept of schizophrenia against me like a sword in the way I described? That was pretty dope!"

Iam "Hey, I was in the middle of a thing!"

Hym "Well, then, carry on" 😐

Iam "I... I didn't know how to end it... I was just going to do on to say that what came of it was crazy and it turn the thing that turned my life into a nightmare into something unimaginable to me at the time. But I'm a pessimist"

Hym "And that the people at the top of the world will steal the living shit out of a nearly-homeless guys ideas and covert them directly into money because they have the means and you don't."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
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Pessian

A pessian is someone who is obsessed with Lionel Messi , or pessi, as some people call him as he scores a lot of goals from penalties. A term commonly used on twitter and other social medias
Look I rationed that pessian meat rider
by Laxu June 7, 2023
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trim pess

A device used by diehard labours in the Manufacturing Career. The device removes excess material from the product that it is creating.
Kevin the factory worker, is a very skilled trim press operator.
by bob December 14, 2003
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The pesticide

When a woman queefs on a man with crabs pubic hair. Upon which he will be cured of his prior case of crabs.
Person 1: "Bro, did you hear about John?"

Person 2: "Yea I know, he has crabs, it sucks."

Person 3: "No, this slut from the bar he took home gave him the pesticide and now he's clean again bro!"
Person 4: "Awesome."
by JGator May 29, 2009
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