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Artificial Pedophile 

Someone who really isn’t a pedophile, but they still enjoy having sex with children for various reasons other than true love and romance.
The artificial pedophile played along just for the kicks and insecurities.

Ethical pedophile 

A type of pedophile, who has all the same tendencies as a regular pedophile, however they wait until their prey is of the age of consent.

Usually operating in counties where the age of consent is significantly lower than others.
He had the desire to have sex with children, so he booked a one way flight to Nigeria, gotta love those ethical pedophiles
Ethical pedophile by chickenlips11 February 7, 2023

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile 

a map (minor attracted "person")
the first time i heard the term Masquerading Asshole Pedophile was in an

are you a pedophile? 

An expression of one's obliviousness to very obvious things. Often followed by silence per the listener's surprise at the speaker's bakaness.
Chris: "Are you a pedophile?"
Herbert: "..."
Viewer: "Wow. Just...wow. It's been going on for, like, ten years. Just...uhh."

Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle 

A bald white man who you think you know but you don't. He also loves your kids for some reason.
That guy over there in the big white van looks like everyone's creepy pedophile uncle.

Reverse Pedophile 

When a Child fuck an Adult without the adult consent or liking(i.e. Child rapes and hunts down adults)
Clare is a Reverse Pedophile because she like raping older men and women.
Reverse Pedophile by PopACase June 5, 2018