Pasadena Poo Plug

When one person opens a gaping wound in their sexual partner's body, and then proceeds to defecate in the wound. After defecation, that same person fucks the shit-filled, gaping wound.

Steve: "Why do you have a fever, Rajdeep? And what's that smell?"
Rajdeep: "Oh man! I just got a Pasadena Poo Plug yesterday...do you have any tissues? What about some Tylenol?"

by rnonk December 22, 2008

Paradox Thursday

An Indie Film that makes no sense, but is good in it's own sense.

Person 1: Did you see that Indie Film?
Person 2: Sure did, Pulled a Paradox Thursday on me.

by Ryan Ohlemeier November 4, 2006

epic paradox

complete mind fuck, if you think about it for two long your brain will explode!

The next sentence is a lie. The last sentence was true.
Epic paradox!

I am a good driver. I am an asian woman.
Epic Paradox!

by bearded_wonder22 October 4, 2010

the 69 paradox

the 69 paradox is the philosophical concept defined by the powerhouse philosopher Sealeft. It is derived from the idea of the sex act in which participants are able to stimulate orally simultaneously. The way of breaking the cycle is through orgasm, providing a means to an end, however since it is impossible to cum at the same time there is an imbalance in this chain. The concept makes this applicable to philosophical paradoxes which are technically breakable, but very unlikely, with the more common outcome in attempt most likely creating imbalance.

the 69 paradox was implimented in "the chicken and the egg" problem, breaking this cycle likely through imbalance rather than a direct freeing from the cycle at once.

by boi_genius December 20, 2017

Pasadena

(Pasadena, Md.) The most horrible place one could ever live. It's incredibly boring since there is nothing at all to do besides smoke weed and sit around and maybe go to McDonalds or the even more riveting- Pops (local gas stations that is known for selling to minors). Pasadena is the land of rednecks, white gangsters(who are not gangster at all), and bitchy preps. Many of the population owns a boat, but dosen't go anywhere or do anything on the boat. There are no fun partys- just small get togethers where everyone proceeds to get fucked up over 2 beers or a twisted tea. Any good person would want to get the hell out of here before there absorbed into this hell.

Carlos- hey wanna go to a party in Pasadena?
Tony - Hell no man, ide rather not have two natural lights then get hit on by a 13 year old.

by horshkaba January 18, 2011

Genius Failure Paradox

Basically a common social disorder in which a person (most likely male) is extremely detatched from the rest of society, due to their beliefs that they are smarter/richer/genrally better than everybody else. They tend to be detatched because they feel that getting help and in
some extreme cases even talking to somebody with less assets than them is below them. People with GPF tend to live
very lonely lives. See hubris, loser.

Ted Kaszinski (the UNABOMBER) is one noted
example of someone with GPF.

by BFinjected September 4, 2005

Pasadena High School

Pasadena High School is one of the most hype schools you’ll ever see. It is extremely diverse, ranging from rich white kids to bloods and crips. The sports teams aren’t even that trash, hell even their football team plays at the Rose Bowl. They got this hella good dance team that kills it everything they have a show and the boys basketball team is D1! Everywhere you’ll go smells like weed and there are parties thrown every weekend. The school extremely hype, Blueface baby even showed up.

Pasadena has a billion private schools because the white parents don’t wanna have there kids go to a “ghetto” school, but the only reason pasadena school district is broke is because these private schools steal their students.

Pasadena high is not a school, it’s a family and you should just be jealous you don’t go there.

Some pasadena high school kid is throwing a kickback this week, wanna come?

by aintnosnitch January 7, 2019