Nest on your Chest

When a man has an abnormal amount of chest hair.

Dude, Evan, You've got a nest on your chest

by Dillcy February 24, 2010

Hood Rat nest

Somebody's hair (usually female) that is totally messed up to the point where it looks like a broken up birds nest.

That woman got a hood rat nest everytime she shows up to work!

by hardmofo June 14, 2016

squirrel's nest

To perform a Squirrel's Nest:
1. Get really drunk
2. Find a chick to nail
3. Throw up on her chest while you're doin ' 'er.
4. Celebrate, 'cause you just performed the Squirrel's Nest

I gave that chick a huge Squirrel's Nest after a long night of drinking Guinness. IT was rowdy.

by John Kruk Allstar March 30, 2005

Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.

wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche

by RapetheWalrus November 02, 2006

shit your nest

When you mess up a good situation and cannot repair it.

I wish hadn't angered my neighbor. He used to let me borrow his tools.

Yeah, you really shit your nest when you insulted his wife yesterday.

by dkblue April 06, 2011

Bald Eagle's Nest

The crotch of an obese woman who cannot shave herself.

Sara couldn't attend to her bald eagle's nest; she's too lazy to do anything about it.

by MarkyB457 February 27, 2014

flappy bird nest

The act of performing a flappy bird on a woman's vagina.

Oliver Klosehoff: I was bored with my girlfriend last night, so I did the flappy bird nest.
Mike Latoris: You lucky bastard. I showed my girlfriend the flappy bird and she just walked away.

by sofunnyialmostlaughed January 31, 2014