nerd

A person constantly criticized for being overly obsessed with his/her school work. The criticizers usually work for the nerds.

"I remember you, I use to kick your ass for doing your homework at school. Too bad you are my boss now."

by EG student May 16, 2005

Nerd Word

A binding verbal agreement between a nerd and anyone the nerd chooses to grace with his/her nerd word. Usually only 3 are granted at any given time.

"You gave her your nerd word! That means you only have 2 left!"

by Infinite_Guytron March 16, 2016

Chorus Nerd

Someone who is completely obsessed with chorus...simply put. They are in every school chorus available to them and try out for every solo.

YAY for Chorus Nerds...they ROCK.

by MooHead May 13, 2005

Novelty Nerd

An individual who goes beyond normal means to be portrayed as a nerd for the social acceptance/"cool factor" while having no actual "nerd" characteristics. Said person will dress like a nerd (faux glasses, 80's apparel, etc...) and throw out the occasional Star Wars or Star Trek reference, but has probably only seen one move/episode.

I asked Joe to fix my laptop, but it turns out he's just a novelty nerd and doesn't really know anything about computers.

by 0x87 June 2, 2010

band nerd

a person who is plays in a band, typically a school band or ensemble. this term is sometimes used as an insult however it is also considered a term of affection as well.

Band nerds can be found in marching bands, pep bands, brass and woodwind ensembles, etc.

by Nancy January 19, 2004

Nerdery

The place the nerds stay.

COINED by Richard(David Spade) in wordTommy Boy/word

"My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators."

- Richard in _Tommy Boy_

by larstait October 28, 2003

nerd

An outdated term describing all the individuals who pursue all da intellectual interests of life. They are the captains of industry and chiefs of entertainment. They usually have heavy focus on non-mainstream outdated interests, & many r solely obsessed with 1 particular interest..

They created all da arts. From science, mathematics, music, cooking, machines, cars, boats, history, literature, theatre, computers, phones, weapons, video games. They are responsible 4 all the entertainment that goes on in our modern day lives but we fail 2 give them credit.

However, because of the amount of time spent on self devotion to creative hobbies, they lack severely in socials skills. Dey forget the important tasks of life- such as cleaning, washing, maintaining, housekeeping but leave their mommies 2 do their work for them.

Dey go through school being picked on, bullied, tortured. However, often times what they do in school often carries over 2 adult life.

Then one day dey become horny & their hormones take over - so when dey try to pursue da opposite sex, all dey have to talk about is their nerdy obsession of 1 interest. Instead of being well rounded, this is exactly why dey have a hard time getting laid.

Because dey spend 2 much time with their hobbies in their adult life, dey forget about relationships & having sex. They turn 40 & shit hits da fan, look back at their life wishing dey had all da sex, & then blame da jocks who picked on them in school 4 having more sex than them.

Guy: Let me take you somewhere
Girl: Sure, where would you liūke to go?
Guy: Wanna come to my concert? I have a jazz band if you wanna hear. You like jazz?
Girl: Ewwww....... no loser. Why do you like jazz anyway? Its so outdated. Kids nowadays listen to EDM and hip hop.
Guy: But dont you wanna have some fun???
Girl: Ewwww NOOO. Id have more fun with my friends going to an EDM festival than listen to some of your nerdy jazz music that no one likes anymore.
Guy: Do you wanna have sex?????
Girl: Ewwwwwww. Go away!!! Leave me alone NERD!!!!!!!!!!

by the_fruitarian February 18, 2021