mullet trip

Adding pleasure/vacation time to the end of a business trip.

Inspired by the popular tag for the "mullet" hair style, which has short hair on the front and long on the back: "Business on the front, party in the back"

"I have to go to Malaysia, but I am turning it into a mullet trip with an extra week in Thailand. Business on the front end, party on the back, man!"

by Daniel McDoom August 26, 2008

moscow mullet

When the genital region is clean shaven, but the asshole is hairy

Did you see that stripper's moscow mullet? She needs to consider a full body wax next time.

by bits of tits October 6, 2016

Mullet Ho

Uncontrollable sexual desire for Mullets.
Loves Mullets, doesn’t care what it’s attached to.

“That’s a hot guy”
“Nah, he’s pretty ugly”
“I don’t care what he looks like, he’s got a Mullet”
“You’re a Mullet Ho”

by TheWizOfAus April 24, 2022

Australian Mullet

A mullet but down under

When you shave your coochie/balls but not your asshole

I didn’t have time to shave everything before the hookup so I just went for the Australian Mullet

by Goblinn February 10, 2022

Mullet Steve

Mullet Steve is a fictional character. No one knows anything about him except for the fact that he exists and that he has a mullet. He is often seen wearing a sweater and consuming pork products.

It is rumored that he has super powers and spends most of his time fighting evil. It is also rumored that if one cuts off Steve's mullet, the world will end.

Reporter: "Mullet Steve, do you enjoy bacon?"
Mullet Steve: "Darn tootin'!"

by Spunkyjr July 29, 2006

mullet couple

A couple, usually male/female, who are not equal in physical appearance. Opposites on a scale of attractiveness.

A mullet couple would be a fat or ugly dude with a smoking hot girlfriend/wife.

by Randy Poffo October 24, 2007

flesh mullet

A roll of flesh at the back of someone's brush cut.

His flesh mullet undulated as he spoke.

by I got no pants April 23, 2003