monk slut

a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own
that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.
by life alchemist April 09, 2018
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Flying Monke

A good video game for your mobile device (android).
Just search for "flying monke" on the google play store (quatations included)
have you played flying monke?
yes it is a very good video game
by bruggs March 03, 2020
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young Monk

A place where you make beautiful memories ♥️ and celebrate life.

Young Monk Hostel & Cafe
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I'm staying at Young Monk bro...
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J-Monk

1. -verb (used without object) :fool.

2.-Idioms : to make a monkey out of the situation, a cause to look ridiculous; make a fool of
Person 1: "A girl wrote her number on my arm, I told her I was going to wash it off."

Person 2: J-Monk!!!
by JM2 July 22, 2009
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crunke monke

a crunke monke is the moment when a small child (Ness or Lucas) abuses the funne monke (DK) during a smash ultimate game.
Karen almost recovered with her DK, but Jose had other plans and pulled a crunke monke and spiked DK off stage
by GalaxyKidd November 20, 2020
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big monke

A giant ape that has nothing on Godzilla
Man 1: man that big monke will kill godzilla
Man 2: fuck off nerd
by Peleuwjwkwjhz April 20, 2021
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Funny monke

1. A classification of a monkey that in any way imaginable causes enjoyment.

2. A particularly silly monkey.
by Cheese Chomper 9000 March 05, 2022
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