midas touch

When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on

"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"

by insizlane December 9, 2008

Madison

Literally the cutest girl you will ever meet. Usually always has a boyfriend or a guy chasing her. Super sweet and adorable. Madisons are cutest when they are short and that usually attracts most guys other than her gorgeous eyes and smile. She lights up a room and everyone loves her. Madisons are SUPER great at the arts and loves them more than most things. Is usually the girl you envy for getting all the leads. If you have a Madison never let her go. If you have a crush on a Madison, don't be afraid to tell her so. You might end up with her so just go for it. Madisons are truly perfect in every way.

Guy 1: Who's that cute girl over there?
Guy 2: Don't try. She's definitely taken. That's Madison.
Guy 1: Oh right! I saw her performance last night. Perfect as usual.
Guy 2: I know right. She's just amazing.
Guy 1: Do you think all of the other theater girls get jealous of her?
Guy 2: Dude, every girl in school is jealous of her. And every guy who isn't with her.

by Singer_ActressM9 July 20, 2017

Negative Midas touch

Everything touched turns to crap instead of gold. Midas was able to touch something and it would turn to gold instantly. Having the "negative Midas touch" causes the exact opposite effect.

Mike cant seem to fix anything, everything he touches he breaks. He's got the negative Midas touch.

by Shantee Geetum November 12, 2009

midgislide

1.) A sexual act and concept where 5 midgets, or little people, are standing over the slip-n-slide mat, front to back, while you jump and slide down it - esentially getting teabagged by 5 little men. This concept was created in Osaka, Japan, and is starting to become repected throughout the south-asian community.
2.) A line of naked female midgets stand on top of a slip-n-slide, and grown men take turns peeing on them until all of the females have slipped off their feet, somewhat like pins in a bowling lane.

"By the time the fourth ball sack hit me in the nose, I was risen with excitement. I never expected a midgislide to be so enthralling"

by nawcom November 16, 2006

Midas touch

A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy

I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.

by RCBaylon February 4, 2007

Madison Snowball

A guy is fucking a girl. When he is about to cum he pulls out and yells "There's gonna be a snow storm!" and cums all over her. While she is laying there waiting for the guy to clean her off the guy wipes up the cum with his hand and throws it at her face.

Guy 1: Hey, how'd last night go?

Guy 2: Awesome! I totally Madison Snowballed her!

by Buttercup, Cheesecake September 1, 2013

Madison

She is amazing and perfect in every way. The smartest most beautiful person you will ever meet.

She is the best her name must be Madison.

by Ethan Mollett January 27, 2017