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Midwest Vanilla Sex

A more boring variety of what is considered vanilla sex.
Oh my god, Im never hooking up with Greg again. He only gives me Midwest Vanilla sex.
by MDWC January 24, 2021
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modest mouse

A band that's a one-hit wonder. Their only good and only popular song was "Float On". How ironic that after releasing a song called "Float On", they subsequently proceeded to "Float Off" the public's eye.
Hey, whatever happened to that stupid-name band with that one catchy song ? Oh, you mean modest mouse ?
by TMRM December 28, 2005
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Midwest RipRyder

Group of friends in Nebraska Who choose not to be affiliated with a gang but are together because of there dead friends and family.
" i am a midwest RipRyder I choose this group of people because color or boundries me nothing to me!"
by kasper the friendly ghost November 20, 2009
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Midwest Nerfer

having anal sex in a cancer shack with felons and a viking
Ryan loves being the midwest nerfer inbetween Talio and Ice9
by kanethemediorce January 26, 2011
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Midwest Paranoia

When it's the beginning of spring and the weather says it's warm out, but because of the horrible winter you just had you don't believe it's actually warm and so you put on extra layers.
The weather man is saying it's 65 degrees out, but I got that Midwest Paranoia so I'm gonna wear a jacket.
by twofish22 March 30, 2015
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Modest Lipstick

Lipstick that doesn't come off on the dick that you're sucking.
It's a good thing Mary was wearing modest lipstick today, I don't want lipstick stains on my favorite boxers.
by Jickets January 25, 2016
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Modester

the feeling one gets when they are acting in a modestic manner
Why is Thabie being such a modester today
by 🌚blackmoonfacelover89 August 16, 2016
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