When someone falls down and in an effort to "walk it off" and look like they didn't get hurt, they can only "crawl it off" because they have knocked the wind out of themselves..
Did you guys see Marty fall in the turn racing his dirt bike? He water melon crawled back across the track and almost got ran over.
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When a man deficates on the breasts of a woman and allows the feces to dry into a hard crusty shell.
Fred: Hey man, how was your date last night?
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.
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Get the Casaba Melon mug.Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing
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Get the Cunt Melon mug.when a girl is giving you a blow-job you pull out just before you cum, then cum in your hand and slap her in the face
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