mega stroller

Big ass stroller, sometimes double. Usually containing a fat 4 year old and his fat 3 year old sibling who appear to have working lower extremeties and should be walking. Often observed in elevators where at least 6 ambulatory people could fit instead.
I missed 3 straight elevators because they were all jammed up with mega strollers.
by dixie123 November 26, 2006
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Mega-Fuck

A unit of measuring how much some one got fucked over
Wow did you see that, he got totally Mega-Fucked
by Glenjamin87 August 10, 2009
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Mega walls

A fucking long game of hypixel. How to play: u mine some ores in the grace period, go to mid and fuck some minecrafter up then fucking destroy other teams’ trash wither boss and fuck every final kills, then u won!!!!!!! ‘KS!!!!’ ‘Fuck that noob! He fucking wither caper’ are common in mega walls
A: who wanna fuck noob minecrafters in mega walls?
B: ftsio! Fucking long game!!!
C: me!!
by His mom is too gay for me February 15, 2019
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Mega Pint

A large or huge measurement of alcohol

Also see: large glass of red wine
You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine correct?
by vva96 April 25, 2022
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mega val

Short for mega valedictorian and synonymous to sweat, but bolsters the meaning of it -- implies that someone has done something very sweaty in the context of academics or any achievements in general.

An example of a mega val would be cwu
Person 1: Oh yeah did you know that I made Stanford
Person 2: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT A MEGA MEGA MEGA VAL SWEAT

Person 1: OH YEAH YEAH I'M RANK #1
Person 2: OH MY WHAT A MEGA VAL
by cumuniversity December 21, 2021
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mega lolz

when something is so funny, u have 2 add a mega in front of it. similar to lmfao, but something funnier
wow u just fell on ur ass, MEGA LOLZ !!
by jnkjnfg October 08, 2007
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mega nuts

mega (adj):
Very large.
Surpassing other examples of its kind; extraordinary.
(prefix): In precise scientific language "one million"

nuts (adj):
Insane; crazy.
(idiom): To be extremely or excessively enthusiastic about.

mega nuts (comp. adj):
Very, very crazy.
A freak occurrence or scenario that is mega in size and extraordinarily nuts.
(idiom): Inexplicably enthusiastic about something.

Person A: "Did you see Dave's new hair last night? Weird. And he was going on about burning all his worldly possessions and starting a commune."

Person B: "Mega nuts."


by lizandbax October 20, 2008
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