Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
by May 15, 2022
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Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
by May 15, 2022
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Lego Foot Massage

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang
by soupylego August 15, 2021
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Texas Massage

A massage using barbecue sauce instead of traditional massage oils.
Ryan- “Any plans this weekend?”
Howdy- “I may find a lady of the night to give me a Texas massage
by RiverofJudgment July 25, 2024
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Bavarian hot rock massage

Like the conventional hot rock massage ,a Type of massage involves the use and placement of heated basalt river rocks on different points of the body it is then used to deep tissue massage by qualified technicians to expertly massage with the use of the stones ,
The Bavarian version has substituted the Rocks for three ( or four ) equally spaced faecal nuggets along the spine of the lucky recipient of the deep tissue relaxation massage .
The Bavarian hot rock massage is a great honeymoon gift to surprise your newlywed partner
by StuBoy February 15, 2022
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Iraqi Massage

1. Joe's price of admission into a cult.
2. Andrew's second income.
I'll take another Iraqi Massage please. Its lonely and I need to get the sand out of my peen
by BackwardsRetard April 13, 2023
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Hate massage

When you give a rough massage to loved one but in an aggressive way.
I was mad at Dave so I gave him a hate massage. He deserved it!
by Aragedie August 08, 2016
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