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massage gun

the clean and un sus version of a rose toy
hey betty can i have your, "massage gun" ?
by silly drina May 7, 2025
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Watch Massage

Verb/Action Word

1.To shake ones wrist in a twisting and up and down motion in order to shake and move the watch on said persons wrist in order to create a pleasing sensation to remind the wearer that they have a nice watch and to show it off.

2.To give a massage with ones watch.

3.To maneuver a watch up and down a persons wrist area in order to scratch an itch or unpleasant feeling away.
A: "Look at that guy giving himself a watch massage like he owns the place."

B: "I don't have tourettes i was giving myself a watch massage dummy."

C: "Mike just got that new 51-30 and he has been getting gnarly watch massages every hour on the hour bro, I'm jealous."
by ZCREWMMBOOIII July 19, 2012
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Mogadishu Massage

Getting shot with a high powered rifle into your back and our your heart
Joe hasn't come back home from Mogadishu since he received a Mogadishu massage
by cosmicgarbage August 18, 2025
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Texas Massage

A massage using barbecue sauce instead of traditional massage oils.
Ryan- “Any plans this weekend?”
Howdy- “I may find a lady of the night to give me a Texas massage”
by RiverofJudgment July 25, 2024
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Text massage

Messages sent to someone or others to emotionally support their decisions.

(Giving a text massage)
(Giving a text massage)

Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.
by Granmeyer August 11, 2018
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Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
by anonymous May 14, 2022
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Sugar Wall Massage

Would you like a sugar wall massage?
by Rangerjack97 September 28, 2025
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