by Phallus Festivus December 7, 2014
My wife got really drunk last night. She even agreed when I asked if I could give her a Greenfield Massage!
by EggFucker003 November 5, 2019
by AzuraGreen December 18, 2017
(Giving a text massage)
Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.
Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.
by Granmeyer August 11, 2018
Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!
by Omran's lover October 16, 2019
The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage.
"the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly."
"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."
"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."
"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"
"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."
"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."
"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"
by C3PBro June 9, 2013
by massage therapist December 29, 2011