will mallory

The dumb jock, biggest dick in the school, thinks he's better or above the rest.

Dude, James is being a Will Mallory today...

by will mallory April 20, 2017

Angry Mallory

Someone who gets easily offended on social media and resorts to reporting posts to compensate for their tiny penis and is usually a cuck

Man: damn I'm banned on my account again

Man 2: why?

Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua

by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017

Marshing Mallow

When you cum in the shower and marsh it down the drain.

My roommate needed to take a shower so obviously "Marshing Mallow" was the only way to go.

by Mrlightningfast July 12, 2018

Chocolate mallow mouse poop

An abomination created by Angela. Food made of chocolate, marshmallows and a lack of creativity .

That was chocolate mallow mouse poop was so bad, I can’t believe I paid $9 for it.

by Foodcritic August 7, 2018

Mexican Mallonee

When you use your own pee for bong water

Hank: “Oh no! The bong is out of water!”
Caz:”It’s okay, we can just do a Mexican Mallonee!”

by Fucklettuce November 19, 2019

Squanch-Mallow

When a Squishmallow stuffed toy is given a sizable opening where a male inserts his sailor into and brutally fucks to completion.

Hey Chad can i borrow your Squanch-Mallow for the weekend?

by NJP777 February 12, 2021

Dirty Mallory and Blake

When u play with a girl and she plays with u

I’m get a dirty Mallory and Blake

by Ghendbdvd October 10, 2021