mail

Something that is sent to your house daily by the mailman. Mail does not come on Sundays. See envelope and onvelope.

I need to go get the mail.

by David March 8, 2004

Fail Mail

A group email from your lecturer/boss/other alerting you and others on the mailing list of your failure.

"Yo, I saw your name on the Fail Mail dude....see you in summer school"

by Lpaq the don November 17, 2009

reading my mail

Knowing my thoughts and views without being told.

So, do you want to do a three-way?
You've been reading my mail, honey.

by octopod November 22, 2003

maïlys

A Maïlys is a loyal, beautiful and carring person. She cares for her close friends and loves them very much also when their very annoying sometimes. Maïlys has a very beautiful button and she knows it, that‘s why all the boys run after her. She‘s so attractive that even her exes can‘t take their eyes from her. Also Maïly‘s smile is the brightest you‘ll ever se in your life, a Maïlys is the one for life that‘s for sure!

Do you know that beautiful girl downstairs?-yes, it‘s my Maïlys.

Who‘s the best girlfriend?-Maïlys

by Flexboy009 November 11, 2018

Balloon Mail

Sending a balloon in the air with a note or postcard attached with some sort of way to communicate with the sender. When the balloon falls and you find it, you somehow contact the sender to let them know how far it went.

She sent up some Balloon Mail with a postcard of New York on it, and it was found by two days later by someone from Ohio.

by Mo Layyy August 3, 2007

Zzz-Mail

The rare phenomenon that occurs when sleepwalkers go online and send e-mail in the wee hours of the night.

Zzz-mail: What happens when sleepwalkers go online
Doctors have reported the first ever case of someone using the internet while asleep, after a sleeping woman sent emails to people asking them over for drinks and caviar.

One read: "Come tomorrow and sort this hell hole out. Dinner and drinks, 4.pm,. Bring wine and caviar only."

Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3743289/Zzz-mail-What-happens-when-sleepwalkers-go-online.html

by NickyNick09 December 21, 2008

Maile

The paradoxical point found in between True and False. This state cannot be proved, disproved, or categorized in any way.

When I sleep I flip my pillow over so I can feel the cool side. True/False: Maile

I went to a pretty mellow rage 3 nights after yesterday, and became completely inebriated while remaining perfectly sober at home reading the TV and being ridden by a majestic unicorn. True/False: Maile

Last night, instead of taking the transit bus home, I hopped on my sexually-enhanced velociraptor and rode to the Promise Land. True/False: Maile

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, will I still masterbate to Good Housekeeping? True/False: Maile

by DirtyMikeAndThaBoyz June 20, 2011