lardner

An incredibly cute slightly chubby guy who is a surprisingly good kisser. Has the largest penis of any man with an iq of less than 50. Has made out with more girls when dressed up as a girl than as a guy. Can asexually reproduce into an entire family of little morons. All in all a very unique little shit. Get yours for half price now!

Oh my god. Im so high on lardners right now

by rebecca young January 23, 2015

Lard

1.Sustenance.

2. A quantity of food (or drink) which may contain caffeine or carbohydrate. It will serve to keep a man on his feet & keep him able to complete the working day.

"If I don't get a cup of lard in me then I will probably die".

"Lard on". (Usually proclaimed upon arriving home after work).

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by Stuey Atrium December 3, 2003

officer lardly

1)term for a fat ma witha hooked nose. Generally looks down on people.
2) A fat idiot who polices others and cant fit in if he tries.

officer Lardly cant landa date if he tried.

by Matt December 16, 2004

lardster

Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile.

I nicked his cell fone and did the off. No way that lardster was going to catch me.

by Nicky G June 22, 2005

Lardon

An erection gained by being attracted to a fat girl.

Hey Ricky, check out that fat girl over there.
Yeh, she's well fit. i've got a lardon!

by Rik Grayson December 20, 2007

Lard on Sticks

Lard on sticks is a pointless phrase that can be used in any situation and means whatever you want it to.

1. "You suck at cod."
"Yeah and you suck at lard on sticks."

2."Oh, for crying out loud, i said bacon and eggs."
"Make your own damn bacon and lard on sticks."

by Zultan009 May 18, 2010

lardon

An erection brought on by the presence of delicious fatty food.

Hey Cody, this double bacon chimichanga is totally giving me a lardon!

by Shelby McHambone September 1, 2011