lardon

An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).

Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.

by the real zack c August 25, 2006

lardon

An erection facilitated by the arousal over a fat chick.

I know it's weird but for some reason that fat chick over there is giving me a major lardon.

by Kilgor Trout December 30, 2009

lardon

An erection brought on by the presence of delicious fatty food.

Hey Cody, this double bacon chimichanga is totally giving me a lardon!

by Shelby McHambone August 30, 2011

Lardon

The short stub of the penis that actually makes it outside the body when an obese man gets an erection.

Hardon? Lardon more like...

by joskarith November 15, 2004

Lardon

An erection gained by being attracted to a fat girl.

Hey Ricky, check out that fat girl over there.
Yeh, she's well fit. i've got a lardon!

by Rik Grayson November 19, 2007

Lardon

Intense excitement brought on by junk food.

My coworker brought donuts in this morning and I got a total lardon

by fromonedirtbag September 21, 2014

lardon

chubby erection (alt. lard-on)

"When we were doing excersises at Weight Watchers and I totally got a lardon."

by the real zack c August 25, 2006