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The short stub of the penis that actually makes it outside the body when an obese man gets an erection.
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Lardon by joskarith November 15, 2004
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An erection facilitated by the arousal over a fat chick.
I know it's weird but for some reason that fat chick over there is giving me a major lardon.
lardon by Kilgor Trout December 30, 2009
An erection gained by being attracted to a fat girl.
Hey Ricky, check out that fat girl over there.
Yeh, she's well fit. i've got a lardon!
Lardon by Rik Grayson December 20, 2007
An erection brought on by the presence of delicious fatty food.
Hey Cody, this double bacon chimichanga is totally giving me a lardon!
lardon by Shelby McHambone September 1, 2011
"When we were doing excersises at Weight Watchers and I totally got a lardon."
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My coworker brought donuts in this morning and I got a total lardon
Lardon by fromonedirtbag September 20, 2014