lardon 

An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).

Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.

lardon by the real zack c August 25, 2006

Lardon 

The short stub of the penis that actually makes it outside the body when an obese man gets an erection.

Hardon? Lardon more like...

Lardon by joskarith November 15, 2004

lardon 

An erection facilitated by the arousal over a fat chick.

I know it's weird but for some reason that fat chick over there is giving me a major lardon.

lardon by Kilgor Trout December 30, 2009

Lardon 

An erection gained by being attracted to a fat girl.

Hey Ricky, check out that fat girl over there.
Yeh, she's well fit. i've got a lardon!

Lardon by Rik Grayson December 20, 2007

lardon 

An erection brought on by the presence of delicious fatty food.

Hey Cody, this double bacon chimichanga is totally giving me a lardon!

lardon by Shelby McHambone September 1, 2011

lardon 

chubby erection (alt. lard-on)

"When we were doing excersises at Weight Watchers and I totally got a lardon."

lardon by the real zack c August 25, 2006

Lardon 

Intense excitement brought on by junk food.

My coworker brought donuts in this morning and I got a total lardon

Lardon by fromonedirtbag September 20, 2014