Jolks

Statement made when something makes you chuckle. To be said using a throaty gargling tone on the "L".

"Kirk got the herpes"
*chuckles* "Jolks"

by Ed Munstay October 28, 2008

Joos

Pertaining to meaning YES!

Dude, I got my liscence! JOOS!

by JOOS FETT September 21, 2005

jook

The compound entity resulting from the close friendship between a jewish person and an asian person. i.e. a jew and a gook.

"Are Weinstein and Yung coming tonight?

"You mean, the jook?"

by cosmic beefcake March 29, 2010

Jooken

Jooken means joke but in a cooler way

Tia: i had your mum
Chris :huh
Tia: Jooken

by Checken April 15, 2008

Joose Lipstick

The color your mouth and lips turn after drinking a Joose. A dead give away that your drunk..or getting there.

John: Woah that girls dancing crazy, you think she's drunk?
Mitch: Yeah for sure
John: How can you tell?
Mitch: Dude, just check out her Joose lipstick!

by Jo-Weezy March 27, 2009

spastic joose

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

by tommigunn March 22, 2004

jockin my jockstrap

a noisy mutha%$#$, someone always clockin you, someone peepin' you, just down right %$!@# inquisitive...

"Stop mutha$!@#$ jockin' my jockstrap", as she told her old man while he was peeping into her drawers.

by Getrich83 December 13, 2003