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jon carr

The ancient African god of sex, the legends say that he has a 69 foot dick. One of the most powerful beings to roam the planet
Suhhhh dude you were so jon carr last night
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jon bernthal

A literal heavenly being who can make people pregnant by just looking at them. Perfect combination of jawline and abs 10/10 guy, loved by gays and straights alike
Person 1: Ayo is that Jon Bernthal????
Person 2: Holy shit we’re now pregnant!
Person 1: Woah that’s crazy!
by opinunatedtoothbrush March 8, 2022
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Jon-normous

n. or adj. Pronunciation: {jon-nawr-muhs}

Much like the word enormous, Jon-normous refers to being larger than life either in size or other realms. Such as: being tall, large in stature or weight, having a large penis, high self-esteem, overly confident, borderline cocky. This word can only be used when referring to a person who has the name Jon or John, or any variation thereof. When named John, it's more appropriate to spell as John-normous.

Person can also be referred to as Big Jon or Big John.
Wow, that guy from last night was definitely Jon-normous! I couldn't believe how good he was!

That guy singing is Jon-normous! He's almost hitting the ceiling!

I'm kind of turned on by how Jon-normous he is. He is so sure of himself.
by Dominoose September 26, 2010
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Lalap Jons

A lalap jons is a maiden voyage of darland banks and explores the jeeebas kahns in all proverbs.
Chris: Come aboard the lalap

Sam:whhooooaaaaaatttt!!!!
by Chris January 21, 2005
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The Jon Benet

Having a completely shaved pussy
During her shower this morning, my girlfriend gave herself The Jon Benet!
by ibemeubu May 13, 2009
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lil jon

A "rapper" if you can call some retarded pathetic nigga that all he does it yell, mainly 3 words in his songs. It is very RARE that you hear his say other words than YEAH, WHAT, and OK in his lyrics. A disgrace to hip hop community.
A:Yo, what's that annoying background noise in this song?
B:Oh, don't mind him, his vocabulary only contains 3 words that are mastered, he's still working on some other few.
by roberto March 12, 2005
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