Jasonnteo

A fucking fag who loves it in the ass, when hes drunk. Or under the influnce or drugs or alcohol.

Hey Jim, Did you see Danny yesterday at the party, he was such a jasonnteo. Fucking Fag.

by Nathan Cisaca February 5, 2008

Jason

1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very VERY sexy person
3. Something you would/should name your penis

1. He Jason'd himself all his life.
2. "Oh, that person? He's just Jason"-- "But what is that Jason's name?"
3. I named my cock Jason, and same with my testes!

by JAILBAIT562 April 27, 2008

Jason

A person who is funny, smart, and loves to joke around. He may do this often and it may also affect his friendship with others. He tries to act like a cool kid when in reality he is not. He is who he is and he will not let anyone change that. Sometimes the things he says offends people or makes them angry but he is just looking for somebody to notice him. He feels lonely and needs comfort. When he likes a woman he will not give up on her. When he is in a relationship he is faithful and will do whatever he can to make her happy. Jason is honest and he is a thinker. He says whatever is on his mind and people respect that. Overall, Jason is just a normal guy that will go out of his way for you and is respectful and caring to the ones he loves.

Girl 1: so i heard you're dating a jason
Girl 2: Yup he was so funny and smart I love him

by FunnyGuy July 19, 2012

Jason David Frank

The most kick ass of all the Power Rangers. Played Tommy Oliver who was the Green, White, Red Zeo, and Black rangers. He basically is the greatest man to ever live. He fuckin' kicked a T-Rex in the goddamn face.

Idiot: Jason David Frank totally sucks!

Me: (Roundhouse kicks Idiot in the goddamn face)

by B~Rizzle March 21, 2008

Jason

Jason is the #24 most common male name.
0.66% of men in the US are named Jason.
Around 808500 US men are named Jason!

Jason is the #2512 most common female name.
0.002% of females in the US are named Jason.
Around 2550 US females are named Jason!

Jason is the #7202 most common last name.
0.002% of last names in the US are Jason.
Around 5000 US last names are Jason!

Hi Jason! How are you doing?

by SakuraSaku February 18, 2007

Jason

A huge tough man who usually kicks everyones ass and attracts all the ladies. This person has the biggest dick in town. He likes to party it up by going to strip clubs, getting drunk, and smoking bud. He's the complete package all around.

Did you see that guy with the massive dick over there??? Yeah i seen him he's a complete jason for ya.

by harold6414 July 11, 2009

Jason Smith

The Alpha of all Alphas.
The manliest man you will ever see.
A sexual god.

Ex: My friend Jason Smith is a fucking legend!

by Orbit Intensity September 20, 2018