jerry rice

undisputed "greatest wide reciever ever" in the NFL who spent most of his career with the 49ers

i would have rather seen rice retire than drag on his career with other teams

by uncle sam December 8, 2004

Jersey Fancy

When you jizz in the eye of your girlfriend, and before she can wipe it off you attach a sliced jersey royal potato so it looks like a monocle.

Note: The potato must be pre prepared as surely you will not have the potato nor the utensils to carry out such cutting upon ejaculation (unless you're into seriously freaky shit)

Dude, I totally did a Jersey Fancy on Jane last night, she felt well posh. Plus she made me chips later with the left overs, which was nice.

by longrufus September 19, 2011

Jeremiah

Jeremiah is a sexy ass motherfucker, he is so sexy that if you look at him too long youll probably cream your pants.

omg did you see jeremiah, i literally creamed my pants

by swagggerboi November 23, 2021

Jerk and Run

A term used mostly in sexual instant messaging. This is a situation in which a person only sticks around in the conversation until they are sexually satisfied, then leaves immediately after without warning or in the middle of a situation.

"The other person left? He must of been on a jerk and run."

by Fly Fox January 7, 2010

jerkidextrous

When a fly nigga is able to whack off with either hand.

Jehosephat: Dood i gots my left hand in a cast after a freak scooter incident.

Jebediah: Thank tha lord you be jerkidextrous!

by dj jizzyjizz February 1, 2010

Jereding

Verb. Sounds painful, but isn't. May cause chaffing. Possibility of causing blindness. Should only be done in moderation. Should be outlawed in 49 states, excluding Nevada, because if Jereding happens in Vegas, it SHOULD stay there. It comes with required eye protection.

Usually will cause mental picture tubes to blow. Jereding is self-explanatory and sometimes self exploratory. Usually done as a solo act and does not cause pregnancies.

Everyone is doing it.

I tried Jereding....it cleared the room.

Jereding should only be done under close supervision.

by s geezy July 6, 2010

jerrybrowned

This is when someone thinks they have hung up the phone after leaving a message, but did not. The person then proceeds to talk badly about the person they have placed the call to, recorded on the message.

Sarah called me, left me a message, and thought she hung up.She did not hang up and I could hear her tell Jenny how much she hated me. I was jerrybrowned.

classic example- and origin- Jerry Brown in his race for California governer left a message for campaign contributions, thought he hung up, but went on to call Meg Whitman(his opponent) a Whore.

by Sarahconner October 23, 2010