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Menghini-ism

An action or phrase that contains language that causes offence and humour at the same time, increasing the mortality rate of those in the local area. Also a type of STD found on the head of penises of Jews that have been chopped off by a Neo-Nazi
"How do you pick up a jewish girl, with a dustpan and brush"
Wow man, thats such a Menghini-ism you cant say that!
by LondonBanta October 5, 2019
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Meissner-ism

Meissner-ism, corollary to Murphy's law. Seemingly random, inexplicable result of some innocuous event that somehow becomes completely convoluted and defies all logic to clear up.
Why did 52 computers in two crates randomly show up at my door? Must be a meissner-ism.
by Johnald P November 13, 2018
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Ism Schism

An intervention that turns into a fight
James: you hear about the Ism Schism between Amelia and Nikki.
by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023
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Infold-ism

Failure to meet even low expectations for new content by introducing unnecessary time-gates, paywalls, and restrictions;

or, a general absence of forethought or quality;
or, a recurring pattern in the development of the game Infinity Nikki, as published by the company Infold.
“The new housing feature is just another case of Infold-ism. I set aside the day to play around with new content only to be out of things to do within the first 15 minutes.”
by Matchavoid September 3, 2025
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pasquarelli-ism

any hustle acted out with the intent of achieving a medical insurance claim.

ie. hurling yourself down a flight of stairs; "falling" into traffic
The judge sided with the plaintiff even though the case was littered with pasquarelli-isms.
by Merry Peachy Kingfisher August 12, 2025
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Jim-ism

When you forget to take a specific customer’s details so you can’t load an order
E.g. email or date of birth
by anonymous December 5, 2023
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almost done-ism

1. Almost done-ism is when you realize you've binge-watched most of a new (or new to you) show you enjoy and voluntarily start decreasing the number of episodes you're watching in order to prolong the story (and remaining episodes) for as long as possible.
2. Almost done-ism is the opposite of binge watching.
At the beginning of the pandemic, I wanted to watch "Better Call Saul" since I hadn't yet seen it. After viewing four seasons in five days, almost done-ism kicked in and I forced myself from that point on to only watch one episode every four or five days.
by John R? October 5, 2020
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