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Sexy-ism

A Religion based off the looks and Sexy-isms of Jeff Chowder.
Aspects of the religion include glazing of our gracious leader Jeff Chowder. Accepting that there can only be one sexy, abstinence(*Unless with the all sexy one). A cultural dance must be preformed every night(*Either Anaconda or his infamous shimmy shimmy wave.)
We, the devoted followers of Sexy-ism, recognize that there is only one true embodiment of sexiness—Jeff Chowder—and it is our duty to glaze in his honor, dance in his name, and bask in the radiance of his unparalleled allure.
by Follower of Sexy-ism February 18, 2025
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binnie-ism

a religion founded in 2020 by lewis binnie in a scottish town,

this religion believes that every religion is infinitely correct and incorrect due to the multiverse theory
for example, to the followers of binnie-ism this universe could be the one where judaism is correct but the next universe over it mite be christianity or pastafarianism etc.
by bin man June 30, 2024
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binnie-ism

binnie-ism is a religion formed in 2020 by lewis binnie in scotland, the religion believes that all religions are infinitely correct and incorrect due to ther beliefs in the multiverse theory
for example the followers of binnie-ism believe that in this christianity may be correct but in the next universe over it also could be judaism or pastafairianism
by bin man June 30, 2024
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JJ ism

A JJ-ism is the part of the conversation where divergence is inevitable and the segues are non existent…..bonus points if the speed of speech exceeds Mach-4.
A JJ ism is the part of the conversation where divergence is inevitable and the segues are non existent…..bonus points if the speed of speech exceeds Mach-4.

Do you know how the birds got their colors? I just realized that crocs are both animals and footwear but they don’t make crocs out of animals the footwear not the animals.
by BeccaAK July 18, 2023
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Michael-ism

Frequently observed observations of the mannerisms of Michael
Guy 1 farts.
Guy 1: "Pardon me, I must say"
Guy 2: "Ha, nice Michael-ism!"
by anonymous August 22, 2023
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Ism Schism

An intervention that turns into a fight
James: you hear about the Ism Schism between Amelia and Nikki.
by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023
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Skisme-isme-dælme-ælme

A movement often performed by mr.D'ambra. Inspiration comes from mr.White's slang "skisme"
"Skisme-isme-dælme-ælme"
by proud member of tja squad April 3, 2024
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